The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Zzzzzz, zzzzzz, zzzzzzz. Had a luvlee luvlee time. Too sleepy to say ennyfing now. Tell yoo abowt it soon. Home now........zzzzzzz
GGJ xxxxxxx zzzzzzz Pee Ess, did I just dreem it or wos there a Fezzie in goal?

 

[edzbird]

Mum says I am a good Boi. Passed sheeps n rabbits - but I never did see them over the wall anyway.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Am had an iffy dai at skyool yestdai. Nyoo puppi. Ad a snap it it. It corld BAJJA. A Collie but I azz to snap.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[snowbunny]

I had a tick on my crown jools. Mum laffed. Rood.
Shadow

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had a tick on my crown jools. Mum laffed. Rood.
Shadow

I will send Iver round he'll lick em for you matey. He's always doin mine surprisingly it can get old

 

[VanillaBean]

Excellent new walk today cause we went sploring in the woods. Well we saw a Koala bear (not real bear as some hoomans think) and a dead bunny...
Then we found the bested smelliest poo and I ate it before daddy could say leave it. It was deliciouslyscrumpriosly (burp).
Daddy did say I would pay for it later, not sure what he means by that...

V

 

[VanillaBean]

I did not get the eat the poo as I was a bit to slow cause I was sniffing something else...maybe next time.
I did smell and lick my sistas mouth though cause it smelld good.
Maybe next time

H

 

[VanillaBean]

Apparently my poo smells really really bad

V

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've ad a funny old day. It's was all good til the end of our walk then I got tired. Ging noticed Id gone a bit wrong so said are you tired do you want to go home? Well no I didn't so I decided to be giddy. She enticed me back wiv squirty cheese and put me on me lead an headedz home. But I did not want to go so I did sillies all the way home . I bit rawis bum and gings bum an tried to eat the lead loads an bummed Rawi an jumped all over the place an on ging an was a yob. Got home and was a savage but ging brushed me and I was all tired an sleepy so I ad a treaty and a nap. I woke up daft and all unnecessary. I then lost my cool and and growled and snapped at Rawi which made everyone upset. Ging gave me cuddles and Rawi cuddles and made me take a rest. I feel better now an tootled round the garden ad my super an was good. I now havin a nice lie down in my crate. It's hard growin up though int it.
Iver the monster

 

[edzbird]

Iver, you are funny. A bit like my Mucky-Meg.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Does Meggie ave bad days too? My new name is ATB I don't know what that means.

 

[Candy]

Iver, tis me, GoodGirlJoy. Yoo must try Veryvery hard to find yor inner GoodBoy, uvverwise No Good Can Come of it and pleese don't upset Rory cos I fink I luv him and yoo tooooo and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I will endeavour to be super good GGJ

 

[edzbird]

Oh ho! We've been to Our Field.



- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was super good. A big mean dally jumped on me but I was still good. I played loads wiv Bobo and am avin a big nap.

 

[Candy]

Well done GoodBoyIver!
Lots of love from yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess love to Rory tooooo.

 

[Lab_adore]

My Mum's been gone all day. We took her to stashon and she went to werk and now it's night time and she's not home

 

[edzbird]

Maxx, that doesn't seem right? Maybe she's found some interesting smells or something to roll in so she's a bit delayed - can happen to us all.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Hang on! Dad's putting his shews on and sed "come on Maxx let's go get mum" Yay!

 

[kateincornwall]

I goin Plagwoop this mornin , I dint go last tyme cos I did brake me nale an so I had to stay home wiv Mummy but the skool bus will be here soon an I is egsitid , Roobin xx