The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Is that YOO, Max wiv 2 kisses? I do hope yoo can scare that lergy Allaway Veryvery soon. Lergys is Notgood.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, we must luk after our hoomans. They is our risponsibilitee after awl.

 

[Lab_adore]

Yes its mee GGJ fren, max wif 2 kisses. I luv you

 

[Candy]

I luv yoo too, Maxx wiv too kisses! I fink yoo is awl gawjus!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

But wot I wos sposed to be doin wos telling frend Wispa not to wake her hooman up so early in the mornin. They don't like it. I try Veryvery hard not to do this, cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

I think yoo’ve been trying very hard GGJ cos Wispa’s only just woken mum up. I don’t like being disterbd in the middel of the nite cos I like my bewty sleep, tho mum sez I don’t need it reely cos I’m bewtiful anyway, just like yoo are too GGJ.
Tuppy x

 

[Lab_adore]

Speekin' of gettin' up early.......It's Sunday an the hoomans are up an it's still darkk! six a clock apparntlee. Wot's goin' on? They gotta drive sumwhere and have a test. I'm goin' back to bed

 

[SwampDonkey]

4or4.30 am everyday forever that's what time we get up. Sometimes it's dark sometimes not.

 

[Candy]

My frend Keir came today an so did Auntee Mags! Auntee Mags and Mother did tawkintawkintawkin, me and Keir did playinanswimminaneatinanKongsansleepin. Twas a Veryvery bizzy day. Awl snoozy now. zzzzzzzzz
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Today Mother has got out all the fings for Houseinafeeld! I helped by wochin and sniiffin fings. Mother wos happy becos she sed evryfing is still here Joy an evryfing still werks.
I doeno zackly wen we are doin Houseinafeeld but I am Veryvery eggsited cos we have not dun it neerly Foreveranever!

 

[edzbird]

woss a Housinafeeld Joy? ..I not nowe at orl wot won miyte bee. I nowe wot a Feeld izzz.

Bin skhule too daiye an Ivee not ther - haiyte Ivee. Roobee not ther eether. Haiyte Roobee. An haiyte Noddi - he wozznt ther eether. So kwite a niyce niyte. Got a boks nowe so a bit bizzy.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Candy]

Meg(an)Sparkle(4th Best Collie) a Houseinafeeld is a Wunderfull Fing! I fink yoo wood like it Veryvery much.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess I hope yoo wood not haite me becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Awl I no is a howsinafileld is ‘not sootible fir you Fergus’. My mummies use to go campin parrently witch is howsinafield or a tent. I’m too galumphy n woofly n …well chewy evryfingy to go in a tent. But you are good girl joy so you are just perfidy for it swoon

 

[Candy]

Awl I no is a howsinafileld is ‘not sootible fir you Fergus’. My mummies use to go campin parrently witch is howsinafield or a tent. I’m too galumphy n woofly n …well chewy evryfingy to go in a tent. But you are good girl joy so you are just perfidy for it swoon

I luvluvluv Houseinafeeld an I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Hooever yoo are!

 

[chrisc831]

Sweet good girl Joy, I is hurt that you dunt no me, I’m Fergus, gorgus choccy boy, an very hansum parrently (dunno wot that means) and I am gentl an kind too.
edit: an my mummy sez ewe shud not tork to strayngers. So pleez be careful luvlee gud girl x

 

[edzbird]

Just want to stick up for my Sparkle Girl She doesn't really hate so much. She is mixing it up with Frightened. I don't know why she's frightened. Well Ivy..ummm...Ivy is strange. She don't like ME and EVERYONE likes Coco. So she's odd. Megg-Peggy-Megton is not so full of hate. She's called Mrs Lovage. That's all.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

I liyke Amira an I liyke Sizzles - as long as thaiye not to neer. An Sammy OK but she veri growly so no go clowss at orl. Not ORL friytunnd.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[MrChew]

Coco you are a good bruvver. Just like me. I let Wowan climb all over me an don't even bother moving.

 

[Candy]

Sweet good girl Joy, I is hurt that you dunt no me, I’m Fergus, gorgus choccy boy, an very hansum parrently (dunno wot that means) and I am gentl an kind too.
edit: an my mummy sez ewe shud not tork to strayngers. So pleez be careful luvlee gud girl x

Fergus my frend I am Veryvery soree I did not realeyes that it wos yoo! It is troo that yoo is Veryvery hansum and gentul and kind and I fink that l luv yoo Veryvery much, I just wos a bit sleepee.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

It’s ok gentle gud girl. As I am a gentleman, I did take no offence at all. No never nuffink