The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Prancin' is ace Rory fren. I love to nick stuff then do a prancy dance so the hoomans chase me. So much fun

Neva had a fishy finger tho but I get sardeenz sumtimes

 

[SwampDonkey]

Prancin' is ace Rory fren. I love to nick stuff then do a prancy dance so the hoomans chase me. So much fun

Neva had a fishy finger tho but I get sardeenz sumtimes

I prance everywhere it's my go to form of locomotion. I prance everywhere. I do it on my lead which ging adores. Iver walks sensible like I'm like a high school Spanish horse. I love being me I do. It's so fun

 

[Loraseal]

I ave fownd de dief. Het is me mama. She sed....Hunter I kanna find je ribs.
DIEHIT!!!

 

[SwampDonkey]

I sicked up football. first it was miss identified by beardy as kong squeaky ball but ging felt the plastic and said naar that's football. I'm always eating football on the sly I am a very silly Rori

 

[kateincornwall]

This day me an Mummy went owt for agis , she waas on the fing on weels but I do run by her side an I loves it cos I keeps goin in the riva and come owt and shake meeself all ova her but she lafs , I fink its a laf anyways . We went for 3 myles today an now I am a bit weery but it was the best day wiv Mummy , Roobin xx

 

[Lab_adore]

I ran into the bush and this stick attaked me and so I bited it and it fighted back and made my tung bleed

I'm ok now frens dad washed it an made it AllBetta

Uther news, I had a barf yestidy but then I got a terky neck ana Kong ana dentastick

 

[edzbird]

wel I sikked the uther daiye so then mum did maiykes me STARV forr twentee millyun daiys an nowe morr sik. Downet miynde the starvvin buy veri angri I missd me denteestik. Veri angrieee

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Can I add to Meg(an) Sparkle's waffle? When she does have to starve for a day, then I do miss MY dentistck too. How is that fair?

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Can I add to Meg(an) Sparkle's waffle? When she does have to starve for a day, then I do miss MY dentistck too. How is that fair?

- Coco

Snot fare at all Coco. Wats also not fare is the fact that we have run out of deer eers. Terrible.

 

[SteffiS]

I went in the car today to vet eyebum lady, then somebodies made me sleepy and when I woked up my tummy was all not furry . I fink somebodies has got confoosed tween eye and tummies .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Snot fare at all Coco. Wats also not fare is the fact that we have run out of deer eers. Terrible.

Oooo chewie we've got wabbits ear they are nice get them instead. Very yummie.

Iver bunny chomper

 

[SwampDonkey]

I went in the car today to vet eyebum lady, then somebodies made me sleepy and when I woked up my tummy was all not furry . I fink somebodies has got confoosed tween eye and tummies .

You alright fella? Have you still got your boys?

 

[Loraseal]

Yes are ye Boyz still there?
A very worried Hunter
Woof

 

[SteffiS]

Boyz Oh no I’ll check ........ phew boyz is still there..

Toffee - the relieved

 

[SwampDonkey]

Boyz Oh no I’ll check ........ phew boyz is still there..

Toffee - the relieved

Phew matey it's always a worry. Some other dogs tol me the can just disappear

 

[SteffiS]

Mum sed boyz is leest of her worries, pparently they did gived me a big scan to chek for twomers, but I’ve not got no twomers or even onemers and that is a gud fing, but I have still got a sore eye and that is a bad fing.

The vet eyebum lady took pickturs inside my eye - I don’t no how she got inside my eye cos I wos sleepies and now I got even more eye meddisins. Mums sed we is init for the long hall.

Toffee - the investigated one

 

[edzbird]

Some other dogs tol me the can just disappear

They can. Mine did.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had to have a bath, apparently I stink. I am indignant with rage I smell gorgeous! I made sure I got ging very wet just to show her how annoyed about being called stinky was. I'm now lying wrapped in fleece on the sofa all snugglly. I don't smell half a nice though.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Mum sed boyz is leest of her worries, pparently they did gived me a big scan to chek for twomers, but I’ve not got no twomers or even onemers and that is a gud fing, but I have still got a sore eye and that is a bad fing.

The vet eyebum lady took pickturs inside my eye - I don’t no how she got inside my eye cos I wos sleepies and now I got even more eye meddisins. Mums sed we is init for the long hall.

Toffee - the investigated one

Glad you got no twoomers Toffee at least you had a nice nap. Hope they make better. Lots of love Iver and Rory xxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Glad you got no twoomers Toffee at least you had a nice nap. Hope they make better. Lots of love Iver and Rory xxxxx

Fank you Iver and Rorys, I feel betters today, at least I had sum brekkfast - yesterdays Mum must haf forgot cos I went to the vet all hungries.

Toffee - the not norty one