The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Tis about the only thing she is stric about GGJ. No killin smolls

 

[Loraseal]

Iver matey checked wiv mama still kanna play wiv ye cauz I ave to go see white jacket bum ladee.
Vaxinasty time en sumfing to help me elboos feel betta.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me an ging had an venture. Ive not been out for days. Silly postie left a parcel at our Ouse by mistake so we went an delivered it I did prancing and owwwwws all the way there. We went to small park an I was tired so we came one and I did my special Spartan barkin in my usual place. Aroooooww arrroow. Ging hugged me cos it always makes her laugh.
Roryionades at the slightly warm gate.

 

[Candy]

Hugs is good. I luvluvluv hugs.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ha ha ha I stole beardies wedding ring off his finger and kept it in my mouff. I gave to ging cos I lurve er. She laughed a lot and asked beardy if he'd lost something? Frankly I fik she would be better off wiv me.

 

[SteffiS]

I did go to the eyebum vet lady yesterdays and my eye is gettin betters . She did an ultasownd on my eye wiv no sidashun so I didn’t haf to go sleepies and she said I wos a reelly good boys and she never fought I wuld sit still long enuffs. Eyebum vet lady showed me the ultasownd machines and I did lik all the jellys off to make sure it wos ok but it wosnt very tasties and eyebum vet lady said no no Toffee and put more jellies on and put it on my eye. Mum wotched the eye picture on a big box and everybodies said good boy Toffee eye is nearly betters .
I haf more eyedrops and I haf to see eyebum vet lady again but I luv her, she is my favrites, and she never looked at my boyz at all .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Loraseal]

Good news matey that ye eye is betta en ye Boyz are still there.
Woof - Hunter

 

[SwampDonkey]

I did go to the eyebum vet lady yesterdays and my eye is gettin betters . She did an ultasownd on my eye wiv no sidashun so I didn’t haf to go sleepies and she said I wos a reelly good boys and she never fought I wuld sit still long enuffs. Eyebum vet lady showed me the ultasownd machines and I did lik all the jellys off to make sure it wos ok but it wosnt very tasties and eyebum vet lady said no no Toffee and put more jellies on and put it on my eye. Mum wotched the eye picture on a big box and everybodies said good boy Toffee eye is nearly betters .
I haf more eyedrops and I haf to see eyebum vet lady again but I luv her, she is my favrites, and she never looked at my boyz at all .

Toffee - the not norty one

You are supper brave and clever Toffee

 

[edzbird]

That's amazing Toffee. So brave too.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Wow Toffee. It's amazing that you stayed still! Would you eet the jellee agen? I problee would.

Speakin of such fings I've eaten something agen wats given me a skwirty bum. But at least i got sum prokolin. I regret nuffing.

 

[SteffiS]

Wow Toffee. It's amazing that you stayed still! Would you eet the jellee agen?

I fink I wuld haf to eet the jellys again cos I fink it is a labrador rule to eet anyfinks that is waved under our noses .
Ripple has prokolin lots but he has never had ultasownd jellies, I fink I is lucky boys.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Lab_adore]

Glad yore eye is betters Toffee fren and yes, labrador lore is 'eat first, think later' and also like fren Chewie sed 'Regret nuffin'. I finded a ded bird the other day but Dad stole it from my mouf. Not a happy Maxx, nope

 

[Candy]

A Veryvery long time ago, even longer ago than our Holeeday a man came to our house. At first I fort he wos a Veryvery nice man cos he wos gentul and he played wiv me. Then Mother sed we must go into the gardin so as not to be In The Way and wen we came inside agen he had STOLE OUR CARPITS! Not awl our carpits but the carpit on our stares and Worst Of All the carpit on My Landing! This is a Veryvery important place for Keeping An Eye on fings from and now it is not cumftubull. Today I wos lyin there, trying to do me dooty and Keep An Eye and I cood not help it, I had a little cry, finking abowt how luvlee it wos befor the man stole the carpit.
Yor frend, a rarver sad
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Selina27]

he had STOLE OUR CARPITS!

Oh no JJG that is two sad fourwords wot a horrid two leggy to do that. Reellie reeley meen.

a whileago I did have too luvly two leggies cum an put a super noo carpet on the midel landing here. I do like to lie there in the mornins nice an cumfy tis. An eye can spie thru a window wot the neighbores are doin. (Bailey whoo livs opsit)

Praps your Mother an yoo could cum an stay wiv us?

Or maibee a nice two leggy will cum to yore house wiv a noo one two?

Cassseee Oooo

 

[Candy]

Cassseee, I fink me and Mother mite haff to come an stay wiv yoo unless fings get better Veryvery soon. By fings I mean the carpit sityouayshun. Speshully on my Landing. Yor landing sownds luvlee and cumfy but wood yoo share it wiv me? I am Veryvery good at Keepin an Eye on fings and I wood be yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

I hav had to gow up an down WOODN STARES! A laydee of ma senyer yearz shuld not need to do that

Lilly x

(Feel ya pain GGJ )

 

[Selina27]

wood yoo share it wiv me?

I wood iff yoo lie next to me but not close cos I am not super cuddly. I wood defnitlee be your fren cos I like frens but I have to bee kurtayled sumtimes cos sumtimes I dont no wen to stop. But I'm sure we could have otsa fun

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed I am a ners , cos I am halping to luck after her . Well in troof , I am doin a lot of laying on her bed in the mornin an waiting for crums of toast . I fink she is a bit poowy cos she isnt goin walks wiv us and she has lot of naps, an she smeled funny when she came home but she dont smell funny now, so thats awight , Roobin xx

 

[Candy]

Yoo are a Veryvery GoodBoy Roobin. Sumtimes (mostly ackshully) our hoomans reely need us to look arfter them.
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess they fink they look arfter us but we nose best!

 

[Selina27]

we nose best!

Thas rite JJG, we nose best. My nose is deffnitly best, I bet yores is two.

I am doin a lot of laying on her bed in the mornin

Reubs yoo are a hearoh. Yoo must keep clearin up the tost crums