The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Frends, frends, me and Mother hav been so Bizzy that we hav not reely had much time to tork to yoo!
Fust of awl we wos Away seein Auntee Nadine an my frend Moo. Then we wos Back seein Auntee Mags an my frend Tatze :heart:
Then we had a Nactor stayin in our house. For those of yoo hoo donot no wot a Nactor is (I am now a Veryvery Sfistycated dog) a Nactor is a Veryvery kind and gentul hooman wot duz not try to be yor frend too fast like sum hoomans but ses It's awlrite Joy, let's just take our time. I loved our Nactor Veryvery much for this. Ennyway, then the Nactor went and we had Uncle Guy and Auntee Jenny. I luvluvluv them. Then they went an now Mother is changin the hooman bed AGAIN! So, so bizzy! Hoo is comin this time? It's diffycult for a dog to get a snooze round here.
Yor frend GGJ xxxxxxx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I bin to kennels but am home again witch is very good too. I done get much snoozing dun there so I know how yoo feel GGJ Fren
Fankyoo frend Maxx wiv toooo kisses! I doeno if I wood like kennels thow. I sumtimes gets a bit nancshus and just wants Mother or some nuther speshul person. Mother ses kennels are fun for sum dogs but she finks not for me becos I yam a littlebit shy and corshus.
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess I fink I wood like yoo Veryvery much thow
Xxxxxxx
 
We don't like Kennels either GGJ, reminds us of the Time Before. When we did live there (but not together). I think we would like very much to holiday with you and Maxx with two kisses. Well I would. Maybe not for Sparkle. She does get rather Angri. So Anyone who does want a Holiday, let's sort it.

- Coco
 
I ran away I smelled lady dog so I did one. Ging hates me and I am tired I ran loads. I couldn't find her l looked everywhere
Ging says she's goin to cut me nuts off! She said you ask Rory Iver, ask him where his boys have gone. I don't like her shes mean. Fancy doin that so mean. I tol her I would bite her balls off. I pretended to be a big bear when got home that sorted her. She was cryin but Rory said she was laughin. I am super fierce grrr he he he we played for ages. I was do tired from all the zoomies and silliness I forgot about ladies. I calmed down had s snack and went to sleep.
It's been s hard day
Exhausted bear Iver.
 
I had nothing to do with the Iver shenanigans. I was calm and hero I helped ging out ditches twice. She told me I am the best ever. I know I am. I helped her stay safe and not fall. I am not as silly as the hormonally crazed bear dog. We were all tired when we got home. Ging was very smiley and played with Iver and Me. He was doing his crazy grrr bear nonsense it's ridiculous so silly. I love him dearly but he's fooling no one.
Rory mature hero
 
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I ave been to eyebum vet, I’ve not bean for munfs and munfs and munfs Mum said cos it wos my six munfs chekups.
Wen she seed me she said “Toffees I have missed you” and gived me big cuddles :inlove: .
My eye has got betters and betters and all the bloody bits ave gone, vet said better than she culd ever have hoped for, pparently is brillyant an I only need chekups once a year now.
And guess wot, she said I is a once in a lifetime dog that you never forget :happy: , that is brillyants too (I fink).

Toffee - the not norty one
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
No visiter! We hav had No visiter! Mother sed it wos sposed to be Auntee Liz but she is feelin pawly. I luvluvluv Auntee Liz, neely as much as I love Mother and so I am sad. Sumwon shood take her to the Bum Man then she wood get Awlbetter. Mother ses she duz not fink Auntee Liz wood like to see a Bum Man. She ses it is just won ov those fings and now we hav a Veryvery cleen howse and Lotsof Food. She ses Auntee Liz will cum back annuther time. But I yam Sad and Dogsappointed. I fink I will need Lotsof snuggles and FOOD.
GGJ xxxxxxx :saddog:
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Fanks Megan Sparkley Collie. Mother ses the extra food can go in the freezy fing thow, not in Me. Sbeen a dogsappointing day today. Apart from me walk, oh, an me wobbly Kong, oh, an swimmy fetch, oh yes, an playin wiv Loki nextdoor after tee an nicking his bisckits. Then I fink there mite hav been a smoll chew or two.....then cuddles an snuggley time.
Dogsappointing apart from that.
GGJ xxxxxxx.
 

Lab_adore

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Staff member
We havn had a visitah for ages either GGJ - other than grandpa an he dussn count cos he comes every Munday. But mum sed - an I can barely contain meself - my favrit hooman aunty Suze might come next week! Mum an dad are goin owt for lunch with lotsa frens (without me pffft) for dad's birthday and cos he's gotta go back to the hooman vet hospital for another operashon soon
 
Sorri yoo hav this dissappoymeant GGJ. I like vissatas two. My house is verry quite sins my hooman bruvver went away to island and my hooman sissta went to liv on the farm. It wos hectic here wons but parrentlee yoo can nevva win.

Still .... if yoo hav plenty of food.... mabbe not so bad. I visit the farm sumtimes and believe me there are plenty of snax to be found there ....:laughdog:
 
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