The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Selina27]

Twas my 2 leggy bruvva comim home, that was my Big Surprise.

I went a tynee bit bersurk. Ackshly, no I went a lot bersurk.

Parrentlee.

I luv my 2 leggy bruvva

Casseeee Oh

 

[Candy]

All the bits from inside my Willie came out and stuck. I was very very upset an wooried. Ging look at it an said good job we're goin to see bum lady anyway. I don't know wot ging did but she magicked it back in. She tol me that if I keep Messin wiv it it will stay out.
Iver the phantom winky fiddler

Iver, Mother ses this is wye she has girl dogs.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Iver, Mother ses this is wye she has girl dogs.

You not got a winky GGJ? I'd be sooo bored what do you lick?
Iver deeply horrified at the thought of no winky

 

[Candy]

You not got a winky GGJ? I'd be sooo bored what do you lick?
Iver deeply horrified at the thought of no winky

Iver, I lick my paws to keep them awlnice and clean because I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, I do wosh my bottom from time to time as well. Mother ses kwite noysily.

 

[edzbird]

Pee Ess, I do wosh my bottom from time to time as well. Mother ses kwite noysily.

haha Joiye - mee tooow I luv likkin me noysee bits. Orlwaiyes get towlde off.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SteffiS]

There is a dog in the oven I seed it froo the glarss. I did woof at it and it did a funni face bak. Mum said don be silly Toffee it’s your flection , I don no wot she means but there is defintely a dog in the oven .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Lab_adore]

My Dads been gone for eva but Mum sed soon Maxx he will be home. I'm gunna sit on him so he dussen go away agen

 

[SwampDonkey]

I found this and Im keeping it!

 

[Stacia]

@SwampDonkey, what a happy expression, cheered up my day.

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Frens , now this is getin sily , I had me hare shaved agin an a needel stuck in me , not jus one time but three times , I dunt know wat it is abowt but am a bit fed up of it now . Good fing is , I did get treets an anuther fishy stik wen I did get home , Roobin xx

 

[Selina27]

Aww roobs my Fren, wot rotten luk.
Ooh but you no..... fish still mebbe knot to bad

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm sorry Reuben Fren

 

[edzbird]

Fish! Yay! Soz for the needles though, Reuben.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ave nicked this. No way is ging gettin it back.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me too! Me too!

 

[edzbird]

yooz got won eech Iver n Rory? Speshul.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Jacqui-S]

Not seen Oweo fur a week.
Shees got verrry faat.

Lilly x

 

[VanillaBean]

House is too tidy and all toys are gone then our beds had gone, then I mean then not allowed on any hooman beds or sofa l. I mean we had to stay on floor.
Then we went put and when we came back loads of new smells

H & V confused and fed up

 

[Lab_adore]

Thats very disturbin' 'Nilla an Hunny. No toys and no bed. I woodnt like that at awl.

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad came home yesterday

He all bent and sore and our walk was veeeery slow but still all good