The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Rory, my Hero! That wos Veryvery Brave an Herowik of yoo!
Yoo is Most Deffinutlee The Dog!
Swooooon!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Thank you kind lady. I must say my success rate has been 100% over the last 2 days I am very proud. I'm a bit burpy though now.

 

[Candy]

Thank you kind lady. I must say my success rate has been 100% over the last 2 days I am very proud. I'm a bit burpy though now.

Tis onlee to be exspectid after awl that Heroic Ackshun an Eggsitement! Yoo can come an be burpy heer ennytimeyoulike. Me an Mother doenmind burpy. Mother ses we doen stand on Serimony. I fink Serimony is a funny name for a dog. Speshully won that we have not ackshully got.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Rory, mate. Hero. Sorry Beardy took it off you. At least you know now. Save the parade for afterwards. Parade the empty wrappers.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I will take you Stirling advice you are so wise Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I rolled in cow poo! I rolled in cow poo! It was ace's.
Iver stinks of poo!

 

[SteffiS]

Hoomans is veri confusin, Mum said I wos too old to be chewin holes in my blankit. But thas wot I’ve been doin so how can I be too old . (It wos Ripple’s blankit aktually ).

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[VanillaBean]

We in house on wheels and our home was all empty the other day. Very strange but we are staying by beach so all good cause we can do swimmy fetch...

V&H

 

[edzbird]

I went to the beach 2 days ago. I didn't go in the sea. It was Far Away. I did chase me ball though.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

We did wee wees in the big pidgin bath. We both did! Ging said we are rubbish at aiming we don't think so. We ment to wee in it. It's gone all funny now and ging is going to have to change the water. We are norty. He he he he.
R&I

 

[Loraseal]

R&I I went swimmiin today. No wee wee in de zee but I did sick all over papa.... 2 times! Mama sed goed job papa lurves me. Mama sed I just did a wee a cart horse would be proud of. Don't understand but I did wee lots and it went all over me toes en paws.
Woof Hunter - Surf Dude

 

[edzbird]

carnt doo riyte for dooin rong. Had a sikky yistdaiye an was stuk in the peepuls sleepee roome with Coco. Wot to do, wot to do? I nowe, pyooked it orl on to therr BigBed. eezee for cleening, no scrubbin on the carpit. Wer thaiye happi? No thaiye wer not. Thaiye showted between them, thaiye lookd at me with diss a poyntement in ther iys. Thaiye ar with holdin me dinners.

Nowe starvin. Aiyte bit of sik in the gardin, aiyte a bit of cardbord (from a BOKS ) and aiyte sum poo on me worrk this mornin. Nowe clappsd with hungees.

Pleez send foode.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww Meg(an) me Fren I'm sorry you is starvin I send you sum foods sumhow

 

[SwampDonkey]

We'll send you food beautiful Meg.oh sorry we ate it by Mistake, bit embarrassing really.
R&I

 

[edzbird]

We'll send you food beautiful Meg.oh sorry we ate it by Mistake, bit embarrassing really.
R&I

ssorriyte boiys. I yunderstan. Foode, yeh. Me siydes ar tutchin eech uther nowe. Gonna lik me bum for susstinnanss.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Foode caiyme. Had niysse worrk. Sleep. Happi gerl me.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[VanillaBean]

Been to beach nearly every morning we have...

 

[Jacqui-S]

Lookz a mayzin!

Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Wow 'Nilla an Hunny you are so luckeeee

 

[edzbird]

I say! What a lovely beach there Vanilla & Honey. I do love going to the beach. I like swimmy fetch and sandy fetch. Less like the stony bits on my tootsies but even they are OK.

- Coco