The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

VanillaBean said:
Pig that is very good advise, but why do your hoomans take things of you? I bring things to daddy (mummy runns round and shouts leave it), and I get a treat. Then I get to pick it up again and carry it more. After a while I will get another treat.
I dont understand

Oh Nellie you are very brave. Hope you catch one soon and then you and Squidge can enjoy a nice dinner together
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Meh, I do that with socks and shoes and tea towels and oven gloves and cherree tomatoes and twigs when I am bored to get treats. I hunt about for things to bring pig-mummy so I can get treats and have them back. Pig mummy says she is regretting this now and she has trained a thief. But pidgeys is too special to bring to pig-mummy. Also toilet rolls is too special. Don’t care about treats when I have a pidgey or a toilet roll in my mouth. Also my ears don’t work either in those situations because pigs don’t need ears when they have such special possessions to be attending to.
 
HAH

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Iyam squeaky an bored an bored an BORED, and Curly keeps workin on her tappy thing and won playyyy.

Altho we did play in the gardin erlya an I got sossigis cos I stood bitwin her paws and then I did chase! one wayan chase! anuther an also played 'put your hed in a loop' an also played more of the bitwin paws game. Ooh, I see the lead comin out...WALKIES!
*Kipper*
 
snowbunny

snowbunny

Location
Andorra and Spain
Aitch said:
Mummy says I am having a false dogolesence.
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I did this thing too, young Aleix - why they did not spell your name in the proper Catalan way, I do not know. No "Alicks", "Alaysh". I am a proud Catalan senyora and think these things should be només així- just so. But, no, the shelter people, they like the Eenglish names and so "Alex" it is.

Ah, I digress, as is the way with the older ladies, you will see this. I, too, found myself being a leetle cheeky with my new mama after a few weeks. She say to me, "You are just like teenager!" but she said with smile so I know she was not cross. Like you, I then came to see that new mama is the giver of all things good; cheese and fish biscuits and chicken - ah, never before have I enjoyed so much bona taula. But, best of all, she is the giver of strokes and cuddles. Of soft words and snuggles. So now, now I am deegnified lady once more, accepting the attention and gifts that are bestowed upon me, and in return, I try not to be too much of brat. These are the words of wisdom from a matriarca, heed them well, young Aleix.

Ginebre (no Juniper, o Ginny, Ginebre)
 
kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
I had fun this morning cos I dug holes all round the fishy pond , I don't know wi , I just felt like it and wonce I started , I cudnt stop . I was proper filfy , all my white fur was hanging in dirt and Daddy laughed at me . Mummy got the speshal bag out , I no what that meens , its got sissors in it , and a brush and some sheery fings , oh oh , run for it I fort ! Daddy cort me , and Mummy put me on the drayning bord on a towil and started clippin away like a mad fing . Then I got sinked , with my lavender shampooooo , made me smell poncy it did . Don't fink this witeness will last Mummy, not wen there are holes to be dug , Nelly xx
 
Atemas

Atemas

UK Tour Guide
Location
North Cambridgeshire
Mumsie and me went in the car ? to a new place this morning. I sawed my new bum lady. She was verry gentle with me but then she went behind me and said ‘You know what’s happening next?’ I was a bit surprised but decided I liked this new bum lady so I would just be my normal good girl self ?. When we said goodbye to the bum lady we had to wait for my medysen. I saw a little dog waiting and then a huge dog came in so I said hello and then went and sat by Mumsie. She said I was a very good girl. I hope I don’t wake up in the middle of the night with a squitty bum.

Red
 
SteffiS

SteffiS

Location
Norfolk
I've been trainin Mum on a long line for aaages. Mum's been sayin 'good boy, Ripple' and given me lots of treets, so today she let me wander without her holding the line. We did lots of 'good boy Ripple' then POOF my brain went all funny and full of poo smells. I ran and ran and ate and ate - it was sooper, but Mum wos a bit cross and I think we did marchin to get home.
Then I went to bed, but my tummy said "yuk , yuk" and all the poo came whizzin out my mouth and I sicked and sicked. Mum wosn't very simpathetik, she said 'told you so Ripple'. Then my dinner wos reeelly late and I only got halve of it, Mum frew the rest away :mad:. Now I'm reeelly hungry and Mum said I'm not even gettin my Kong. We'll she'd better not give it to Toffee :mad::mad:.

Ripple
 
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