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I had a kebab this morning it was very nice.
Burpy Rory.
Thas nce rawri.
I had a hole little Fish for me tee yestaday, twas funny cos I didnt no how to eat it. It was slipree. An I kept pushin the little fishee round and round in my ( not neerly big enuff) dishee and then I went ---- Sluurrpp, and twas gon.
Then wen I got one for me brekfess I thought haha, 💡 , so grabbed it and bit in half. That worked!

Twas lovely, twas a sardeen.

Happee Casseee oo
 

Lab_adore

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That my bol too Rory of the burpy. But WIse ripple sed theres more than wun so now I geddit

Hunta fren I am on a die hit too cos I went to see alien white cote bum man an he wayed me an i put on over 2 keelos. I yam fortysixpointtwo

Its hot agen an I got ichies so dads gunna give me a barf today. I done like barfs an I hide under the table. I heard them spell E.A.R.S. too so I REALLY gotta hide. They think I cant spell - silly hoomans
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Yesterday an today it has been practically like Darknightime awl daylong as well as wen it is sposed to be Darknightime!:saddog:
Mother ses we need Cheerinup so we is havin early Fireinametalbox and Sossijis! Well, Mother ses I can have a bit of Sossij if I yam Veryvery good . So now I yam yor frend
Veryvery GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, don't menshun the rabbit. I did, but I fink I got away wiv it!:hearteyesdog:
 
Ging says we are grim Bois cos we tried to eat a used panty pad we found on the street. I won't repeat wot she said but it was harsh language apparently. She then marched uz ome to decontaminate uz and er hands. She walks bluddy fast when shes contaminated. She did big swears when we played tuggy wiv it. She woz a bit shouty. Anyway we are abing a nice nap now.
R&I dogs with unusual tastes
 
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