The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

I looked for you GGJ. I went on the beach again. Squeaky ball. No GGJ, not today.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

I wos in the woods Coco, by the rivva. I wos playing fetch wiv my skweeky ball. Parentlee we can onlee get to the Beach in a car or a train. So can yoo look for me in the woods pleese, or up on the More? Then we cood play skweeky fetch together!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad's crook but we still went to the river and I did zoomies. I have to walk nicely cos Mum is walking me and she does not let me pull. But she gives me treets when I walk nicely so it's ok

 

[HAH]

Sorree to hear your dad’s poorly Maxx, I hopes you’re givin him lots of healing licks an cuddles. I likes the sound ov your nice walkin.

We are orlso practicing nice walkin as parently my hoomans have got layzee an I could do with ‘sharpening up’. We’ve also been playing ‘peep peep peep TREETS’ which we hadn’t done for aaayges. I get lots of special biskits called hivalloos. They’re tasty. Lots of licks to your dad.
Kipper

 

[edzbird]

I plaiyed a nyoo gaiyme tooo. It went "CLIK treet" "CLIK treet" "CLIK treet"..... and sowe on. That woz it. Brillyunt. The treet woz teenee tiynee littl fishee biskits that mum chukkd on the flor neer me. It woz an eesee gaiyme but lots ov fun. Mum sed we wud plaiye it sum mor tiymes. Carnt waiyte! Coco iz not allowed to comm with uz to plaiye the Speshul Clik Gaiyme.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

pee ess, Kipper. We doo PEEP PEEP PEEP TREET sum tiymes wen we ar in the gardin an mum is in the howse. Luv luv luv it - I yam so FASSSST.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

Fanks Kipper fren, I like the sound of yore hoomans and the peep peep game. We sumtimes play peep peep games too but now Mum has a noo game called COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. When I hear that I come runnin' like lightnin' cos I always get a jackpot treet. Mum calls it the 'mergency reeecall game

 

[HAH]

OM Dog, Maxx, that sounds mazing!! I wanna play the COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE game toos! I’m gonna show your post to my Curly cus she’s bin torkin about mergency recall furrages, an this sounds perfick. What is yor jackpot treat, if you don mind me arskin?

also I have a new love in my life, it’s called Yakchoo an I go crazy fur it! Has anyone else has Yakchoo? My hoomans say it’s like Kipper cocayne, don’t no why.
Kipper

 

[Lab_adore]

Kipper fren I gets this speshal sossige called footy franks an it's the only time I gets footy franks. That makes it even more speshal an mum dussnt coooooooooooooeeeee too often

 

[Lab_adore]

PS:. I neva herd of yakchoo what is it?

 

[edzbird]

Me Squeaky Ball has lost it's squeak. Have searched and searched but no squeak.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

On No Coco! That is a Dogsaster! I doeno where the skweeks go but they Neverever seem to last for very long.

 

[Candy]

Today I hav been helpin in the gardin. Parentlee bean plants are Not For Dogs to Eat. Not even Veryvery good an bootiful Labadores called GoodGirlJoy. Nor is Bonemeal. Parentlee. So Mother ses.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Nor is Bonemeal.

I would have thought the clue was in the name, GGJ. However, if Mother says not, then we must bow to her knowledge.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

nononono GGJ, I haff eeten Bonemeal and I no that it is reeely tasty. Could it be your mother hass not akshuly eeten bonemeal? She might not no how tasty it is.

Also everydog, I am a bit worrid. Larse nite my hoomans waved a funny cloth in my face an tried to give me treeets, but the funny cloth smelled weird an I did NOT like it so I said no fanks to the treets. Well, only for a bit because I'm not an eejit. But still - wot does this meen? Why are they bein weird? They also keep saying funny names in their 'come here' voice but it's onlee me here an they no I'm called Kipper. Whatsitallabout?

*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

I would have thought the clue was in the name, GGJ. However, if Mother says not, then we must bow to her knowledge.

- Coco

That's just wot I fort Coco. Bone +Meal= Meal made of Bones speshully for Dogs. Parentlee not.

 

[Candy]

nononono GGJ, I haff eeten Bonemeal and I no that it is reeely tasty. Could it be your mother hass not akshuly eeten bonemeal? She might not no how tasty it is.

Also everydog, I am a bit worrid. Larse nite my hoomans waved a funny cloth in my face an tried to give me treeets, but the funny cloth smelled weird an I did NOT like it so I said no fanks to the treets. Well, only for a bit because I'm not an eejit. But still - wot does this meen? Why are they bein weird? They also keep saying funny names in their 'come here' voice but it's onlee me here an they no I'm called Kipper. Whatsitallabout?

*Kipper*

Kipper I fink praps yoo mite be havin a frend to stay.
Mother awlways tells me wen frends is coming to stay. Tis luvlee, doent wurry.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Hmmm Kipper, very suspishus indeed. Keep a furry ear alert for any shin-an-igans

I dunno wot bonemeal is but it sounds delishus

Frens, the cold has come and Mum got my verywarm blankie out. Is nice to snuggle

 

[edzbird]

I woz a Gud Gerl yistdaiye juss becuzz I did stand kwiyutlee wiyle mum did do that torking thing with a man hoo livs neer. We had to wark passt him cuz IvEE (HATE HATE HATE HER) woz up the rode so mum an The Man did gasss for aiyges. He did not paiye me enee attenshun witch woz the best thing evva!

- Meg(an Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Loraseal]

Well done Miss Meg(an Sparkle (4th Best Collie))!
Hoomans can gasss for aiyges en aiyges. I ave to lay down sumtimes cauz it taykes fureva!!
Hunter - the impatient