The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

I was so brave. I went to see the Bum Man today. Only for my needle. And the Bum Man did look at me all over and did declare I was "healthy". He said to mum - that's OK - see you in 12 months. BUT - he forgot the treats. So I did just sit there and stare at the little pot on the bench. And still he didn't click. So mum did have to say "err..I think he's after a treat" and the Bum Man did say, "oh I've only got little ones" - well that don't matter matey. He did give me a little handful of little treats

Mum was muttering about "diet" - and "34 kilos" on the way out. That doesn't sound too good does it?

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

uh oh Coco Fren, diet is a dirty word. Last time I went to Bum Man a few weeksago I was FortyFourPointTwo. Vet said that's ok but Mum sed maybe a coupla kilos to lose. I see she tips a bit of kibble out of the cup before she fills my wobbler for breffast

 

[Lab_adore]

Mh Billy bear is in the sink so I said 'poor Billy is havin' a barf' But then.....my blankie and bed covers gone in the white thing that cleans so uh oh.....barf time for Maxx . When we get back from ourvwdlk I'll hide under the table in the deck & they'll never find me there

 

[Lab_adore]

Well frens what a day. Not only a barf but I also went to see white coat bum man an he shaved my armpit then had to cut a bit then put a needle in I was VeryBrave an didn't cry an nurse Caroline gave me two big bikkies so all was well.

Worst of all I was fortySix an last time I was fortyFourPointFive so the die-et word has been thrown around agen

 

[Jacqui-S]

Aww Maxx....wot ar your humanz doin?
Die-yetz ar not good.......

Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

Sorry Maxx. My DieIT is ...welll... Dad said "how can we give him any less? He barely has enough now" mum just went "Mmm yeah", but she does sneaks 20g of MY kibbles out of the little pot that dad has measured them into, when he's not here. But I know cuz it's less. Hungry.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

I’m on a diyet too fren Maxx, let’s runaway together! Also this really annoying smorl thing in the house isn’t going yet an I feel like I’ve been MORETHAN patient an also I hurted my ankle yesterday so they say I haff to haff onleed walks for 5 minits for 4 days which sounds aaages. Thank goodness Curly now lets me lick her tummy as compensation. She said I’m weird but there’s nothin else to do.
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

for 4 days

= 4 evva. Sozz.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Is it your birfday couz Fergus? If it is happi birfday from uz
R&I

 

[chrisc831]

Yes yes it is, woz sorta low key. My mums sang happy Buffday… cringe. Chikin was menchund, but did not make an apeeroance. Overall tho, a very nice day. I’m chilled now. Just woke up from a snooz n red this. Fanks cuz’s for membering.

 

[Candy]

Happy, happy burfday, frend Fergus. Pleese don't wurry, I promiss not to Sing.
Shame abowt the chikkin thow.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Is it your birfday could Fergus? If it is happi birfday from uz
R&I

Yes yes it is, woz sorta low key. My mums sang happy Buffday… cringe. Chikin was menchund, but did not make an apeeroance. Overall tho, a very nice day. I’m chilled now. Just woke up from a snooz n red this. Fanks cuz’s for membering.

 

[chrisc831]

Oh dear, I’ve made a pickle of this replyin. As you were mates.

 

[chrisc831]

Shucks, thanks good girl Joy…ive gone all shy.

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birvday Fergus fren

 

[Candy]

Shucks, thanks good girl Joy…ive gone all shy.

S'awlrite Fergus. I am a little bit shy and cawshus too.
Also I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy.
Pee Ess I fink I wood wag a lot if I met yoo. As long as yoo was cawshus and plite to start wiv. Then I mite like to play a little bit, but only Veryvery jently.
xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Fanks frens. All preciated v mutch. I am v gentul GGJ . I just sits an wates wen a new fren approaches, tho I don like it one little bit if they are noisy. I fink we’d be fine good girl cos you are frenly.
Maxx wiv too kisses. You hav my simpathy. I heard you went to bum person n you mite need a diet. Well, I was 47 kg, an wen I went for my eye operashun bum ladee sed ooh, wen I sor the waite I fort you’d be fat ( or words to that effect) but yur not fat at orl. Mum was happee. So Maxxue boy diyuts ar not olwayz neccessssarrry. Tell your Mum.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Happi barkday Ferg

Lilly x

 

[Loraseal]

Happi Belayted BuffDay Fergus. Soz abowt chikkin en hooman sinin.
Me Mama sayz every day is me Buffday cauz I is spoyult.
No idea wot she meanz.

Wuff Hunter X

 

[Lab_adore]

Fanks Fergus Fren. Nurse Caroline sed I wasn over-wayte but Mum just wurries too much. I get car-rot in my Kong Bone now insteada denta-stick so that isnt gud but I like car-rot too