The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Iver, yoo is Veryvery brave indeed but yoo must Neverever eet grumpy buzzy fings becos they Bite!
Sending yoo lots of love an licks an sum for Rory tooooo.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm slok you guys.. I did a supper cool recall today so going loves Me loads

 

[Cath]

How do you feel today Iver

 

[SwampDonkey]

How do you feel today Iver

Totally fine. Laters

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum an Dad bin cleening and cleening an that can mean only one thing: VISITAHS!!

 

[Candy]

Same fing happening here, Maxx wiv too kisses. Hoo will it be, an will they bring treets? That is the kweschun!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Whoa Frens, it is dad's best fren uncle Steve and aunty Raewyn awl the way from noo Zeeland! Wen I was allsmol an only just found mum an Dad they stayed an uncle Steve looked after me lots when mum an Dad were nappin' after big nights playing wif me. Uncle Steve wrestled wif me awl afternoon an it was ace.

 

[Candy]

It wos my Uncle Guy and Auntee Jenny wot we did awl the cleanin for. I love them Veryvery much an they awlways say I am a GoodGirl. Today there was a yogurt pot an I Veryvery helpfully helped wiv it, becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is making me bald! I nibbled her thumb claw off serves her right. Rory fluff ball.

 

[Candy]

Today I have been a Veryvery GoodGirl, helping wiv the bird feeders. Mother ses that it's getting colderancolderancolder an parentlee the poor little birdies need extra food to help them keep warm.
Well, Wotabowt us Labadores? That's wot I wood like to no! We cood be in danger of Waistin Away to Nuffin! I fink we shood awl have extra food wen tis cold, not just the birds. Wot do yoo fink frends?
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, I helped by cleanin up awl the bird food wot fell on the grownd.

 

[Lab_adore]

I hartily agree GG fren

There's fings afoot heer an I heard mum mention that awl the fambly are comin' on Sunday! Yay VISITAHS!!!

 

[edzbird]

Pee Ess, I helped by cleanin up awl the bird food wot fell on the grownd.

nutti poo GGJoiye, nutti poo.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Candy]

nutti poo GGJoiye, nutti poo.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Yesss! Ms Sparkle! Tis Alltootroo, as I hav justnow demonstated

 

[Lab_adore]

I hurt me paw running down the bank today Mum sed its probably a bindi but Dad had a good dig around an coodnt fnd anything. It's ok, I gave it a good lick so it will be better soon

 

[edzbird]

Ouch Maxx! Hope your paw is better. I thought I was going to lose my paws today. Mum did come at me with her horrible little clippers and so I tried to get away and hide but she did not give up and she did corner me in the kitchen and she did snip each of my finger nails. By some miracle I seem it still have all my paws and fingers. My lucky day. The good thing was I did get some fishy biskits for being a Brave Boy.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

D'you know Coco fren, I used to be fine wif the clippy nail things but last time Dad ouched me and I yelped. Now I runaway too.....and dont start me on what heppens when the eer bottle comes out

 

[edzbird]

D'you know Coco fren, I used to be fine wif the clippy nail things but last time Dad ouched me and I yelped. Now I runaway too.....and dont start me on what heppens when the eer bottle comes out

oh Maxx, Mum did ouchie mine last time and it bled and I just gave her a Very Disappointed Stare and then I did stomp all around the house leaving blood prints. She has been too scared to try again. Until yesterday.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Its hot frens an tomorrow hotterer. The hoomans are getting together for a birfday lunch for mum but dad isn goin. He's gonna stay home and look after me. Hes a good dad

 

[HAH]

Wowsers Maxx, your dad loves you lots. An I reckon your mum does too but she has to be at her own lunch or it wouldn’t be the same.

give lots of bufday licks an bounces to your mum, an make sure you give her a BIG cuddle jus before she goes out so she can take some of you with her

 

[SwampDonkey]

We got caught doin bad things on the sofa. This is us pretendin wez good.