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Leanne

Sniffer Dog
Location
Shropshire, UK
That is disgraceful behaviour on your mummy’s part. How dare she!

They are odd those, these mummies... they put out all these lovely smells and say leave? Why would I want to do that?
 
So there I was picking raspberries and strawberries and black currants and it was great.
Lucky you! We haven’t got fruit patch, but I think there might be lots of blackberries later cos the brambles in the hedges are scratching my nose when I’m sniffing around. Mum’s done lots of bramble clearing so we don’t scratch our paws but she’s been a thortful mum and left the bits which are having berries. I love blackberries!

Wispa’s in diss grace though. She’s been eating the baby apples and even pulled a twig with lots of little apples off a tree. Mum didn’t notiss cos she was too busy checking my poo for the prosecco cork which can’t possibly still be in my tummy cos I swallowed it weeks ago - so it sort of serves her right that Wispa got the apples!

I cood come and help you make a get-in-and-get-out-hole in the pig-proof fence if that would help... in exchange for some strawberries...?

Tuppy x
 
Oh no! My mummy saw this thread an she read it and she was makin noises like I don’t know what....

They let me have my cone off for breakfast and so I scratched my face and I made it a mess (they said) and now they said I have to wear the cone for ever.
 
Heeeelllllooooo everybody,

Daddy said I now have to do all my tappy things here...this is so confusing. I am late to the party, daddy has been away for ages and been to busy since he has come home. So I have not been able to tell my stories for ages. I started in a different place, but my usual friends where not there.
I have now found you and the dog world is alright again.

Well I have loads if presents, mummy has been taking me for walks. They where not very satisfying at all, well some where. Sometimes I did not even get a walk all day, because mummy had cough and this red runny nose.

Normal service has now resumed with a morning and evening walk each day, play time morning and evening and something new called Gun dog training. But this we are only doing ourself, as no one is very friendly around here. Well better be off now as daddy will be home soon, too put the fire on and then take me out for a nice walk. Hopefully it will have stopped raining by then.

Keep warm to all those straight dogs and keep cool all upside down dogs.

Miss V.

PS: Apperantly I am just as expesnive as a Bean. The cheek. I am worth it though
 

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
YAYYYYYYYYY......Missed you Vanilla. This is a happy, fun place for the gang. That's a very nice photo of you in the beech.

Dad's watchin his footy team and Mum is rolling her eyes cos he is yelling at the telly. He goes for the Noo Zeeeland Warriers an they are coming second apparently. Mum's team is the Saint Gorge Dragons an they are coming FIRST! Mum said they will need a big line in the middle of the lounge room if they both make it to the gran final. That will be funny. I've got a little disc on my collar that says 'Noo Zealand Warriers' so I guess I must go for Dads team. Very confusin'
 
We just had our walk, and we always chill & hang out on the back of the car after a walk in the wood, and mum gave me a drink and then she's shouting and a-leaping and swatting her hands everywhere yelling "MORE F****** HORS FLIES". Well I've NEVER seen a flying hors, she must have been on the whine or something. And as soon as I finished my drink, everything got bundled back into the car - me included - and we drove off. No "our time" this morning :cry:

- Coco
 
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