The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Granca]

But noooo, she says, "Carbon, you've had your dinner and your walk and your play and now it's time to be quiet and cuddle."

Oh no, Carbon, that’s just what my mum says, except that she says Tuppy not Carbon! She calls it my earlyeveningbouncetime. I don’t have a bunny though (cos I would chew it) but I keep pushing my ball at mum so she has to throw it for me and if she doesn’t I climb on her and nudge her face, just to remind her I’m there and waiting.

Mum says labradors don’t grow up until they’re three. Trouble is, I’m nearly five... I don’t think you should grow up either, Carbon, you’re lovely as you are.

Tuppy

 

[HAH]

I want to bounce off the walls and stand on foster lady's face

Hola Carbon, you is very exotic andI wish I cud speek your language - thank dog you areso cultured.

I don know about this standing on faces, I’m startin to wunder if they don like it for some reesun?!
My hoomans also often say ‘Notthe face, notthe face!’ When Iam bouncing them, an they curlup like hedgehigs (which I’ve never met yet, but I’d like to one day).

Theyis very curious creetures - sometimes I think they unnerstan then sometimes notsomuch.
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad lets me lick his face but Mum always just offers an ear. Heh heh, I find ways to get around that ear and SLOP right up the kisser

Dad's makin' me a speshal dinner cos I've been such a good boy. I saw carrot an peas and roast lam and rice and....wait for it...GRAVY! I want it now!

 

[edzbird]

I like to make my ball all wet and spitty then drop it in mum's lap for her to throw it. We can play this game for ages and ages.

- Coco

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

I had bunny for breakfast this morning, it was deliciously tasty.

Oh Vanilla, you are giving me the nightmares. My foster lady says, "We do not eat the bunny, Carbon - we LOVE the bunny." Maybe you should try loving your next bunny instead of eating him? Saussiges are much more delicious. Or pretzels that grow on the ground here in Germany. But my Galgo friends in Spain used to eat bunnies, too, so I guess it isn't sooooo weird. Are you maybe part Galgo, Vanilla?

She said she was under the weather too. Maybe I better go lick her face

Standing on her face is better. That makes them get off the sofa and throw the ball for you. I need to ask about this pot game, that sounds like fun. Anything with food is fun. Mmmm... I just had 'brekkie' but now I'm hungry again. Think I'd better go stand on foster lady's face again so she gives me some treats. She's so easy. All I have to do is one of my tricks like going under a chair and she gives me a treat.

She tells me, "Carbon, you just think of me as a food ATM". I don't know what 'ATM' means. Is that like GPS? 'Cause she also tells me the way I find food on the ground, I have a food GPS inside me. I have lots of cookies inside me, but I don't know about having a GPS inside me. That sounds like it would hurt my belly.

Humans use way too many words, especially for a Spanish dog with an English-speaking foster lady who lives in Germany. Dios mio, is my life ever schwer!

 

[Rosie]

Hey Carbon! Carbon mate! Hey! It's me, PONGOPONGOPONGO! I'm so excited to see you here, I just had to come and say Hola even though mum says she's too busy at the moment to let me have the tappy thing. She's being reeeeeeeeeeealy boring, she is all the time at the table tappytappytappy and she says she hasn't time to play with me so I play with dad instead. He's better anyway.
But I love you Carbon, I do I do I do!
Uh-oh, here comes mum again. Better run. Adios!

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

She's being reeeeeeeeeeealy boring, she is all the time at the table tappytappytappy and she says she hasn't time to play with me so I play with dad instead.

Hoooola Pongo! Ooooo Pongo, we hate that tappytappytappy thing, don't we? I'd much rather be at your place and have some more of that deleeeeecious bread that your dad makes. He's the best! Even if it gave me a bad belly ache, I'd steal some for both of us all over again.

 

[edzbird]

I can't catch a bunny, I've tried & tried. I am embarrassed to say, I think I am outwitted by them.

- Coco

 

[Jacqui-S]

I can't catch a bunny,

Me neither Coco
*sigh*
I keep trying tho
Lilly xx

 

[kateincornwall]

I`m in trouble , agen . All I did was dig round the fish pond , for hevens sake . I seen Mummy dig so I fort I`d be helpful , they are not greatful, not one bit . I had been sinked by 9 this morning and if they fink I will say wite ,they have another fink coming , Nelly xxx
Hello Carbon , I love you xxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Sooo...dinner was ACE, but too small. We're sittin in the telly room an Dad and uncle Gazza are yelling at the game an Mum's jus grumpy. Looks her wallibies are losin again. Oh dear she just sed a very bad word.

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh dear I need to stand on mums face Carbon cos she is mighty upset. Her Wallibies are apparently gettin slaughtered

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh dear I need to stand on mums face Carbon cos she is mighty upset. Her Wallibies are apparently gettin slaughtered

 

[SteffiS]

Mum keeps taking Toffee out in the car - in MY crate, on MY blankit , but obvously she can't find anywhere to get rid of him cos she keeps bringin him home again. .

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

I woke daddy up in the middle of the night as I needed toilet. Oh boy did I need it...

 

[SteffiS]

What you been eetin Vanilla?

Ripple

 

[Lab_adore]

Well I had an inneresting day. First the hoomans were busy again. Dads moving furniture 'cos he needs to paint before they get fur on the floor. So I went and helped him but he barked at me that I was in the way and I should go see what Mum was up to. She was in the kichen cooking curries (I'm not allowed ANY) so I quietly sad behind her like a good boy...an I mean RIGHT behind her but when she turned around she nearly fell over and barked at me to go and see what Dad was up to. Very unappreshiative these hoomans. I went and sulked on my mat an then Mum felt bad an gave me a Kong an a Denta stik

 

[SteffiS]

Toffee was bitin Dad this morning so Mum had to rezcu him - and I got to lick all the marmilaid off her knife , good work Toffee .

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

I don't know Ripple, but you know the beach has interesting things on offer at times....

Vanilla

 

[edzbird]

I was all alone yesterday. For ever. I wandered about. No one came. I had a wee in he garden, at least the door was open. No one came. I lay by the front door like I always do. No one came. I thought about what I could eat, but there wasn't anything. Then later, much later, Dad came home!! I exploded and forgot about my lonely, long day. Then mum came home too and we all shared some cheese and some Quavers.

- Coco