The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Tuppy , can you get to cornwall ?? I could smugal you in , Mummy wudnt mind x
Thanks, Nelly... I think I’ve changed my mind cos I thought about all my toys and my snuggly bed and my cuddles with mum... and then I couldn’t remember how to get to cornwall either cos I was sleeping in the car when we went there. We acherly had sardineandbananakongs today too when mum went out, so praps that was lunch.

It’s just that my tummy likes being full and all that talk of lunch sounded good, but then snacking in the garden when we shoodn’t got us into trubble last week anyway, so praps I need to tell my tummy to stop nagging.

Tuppy, come live with us. Mummy is always getting dogs so she probwy wouldn't notice some more.
That sounds fun, too, Amber. I’ll remember you and Nelly if I get desprat.

Tuppy
 
Well I now have it on good authority that upsidedown dogs need lunch (not all but most) as they are going into Winter and it is cold. So the yookay puppyline told me in middle of the night.

Vanilla

Maybe I get this lunch thing too as I get a snackipoos at weekend like a tongue or heart or sosaje or...

Tuppy dont run away you will miss your mummy
 
Parently my eyes went all mucky and mum made me go see the bum-lady, who I like, but she's still a bum lady and you can't trust them even though they give lots of treats. She said I never have to do the bum thing again. But she tricked me and she is NOT nice. Something even worse than the bum thing happened - they made my eyes frozen. I was meant to not feel my eyes, but I still could so I closed my eyes so tight. I think I was really good at that, because they told mum even with frozed eyes I wouldn't let drops in. I also spit out their treats in protest.

Paws crossed I never have to go there again.

Quinn
 
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