The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Nelly, your poor Mummy, ataks of the vapers are not good for Mummys. I often have grass comin out of my bottom but never meets.

Ripple

 

[Stacia]

My Mummy used to work for a vet and she did see a dog's inside drop out, so your poor mum, no wonder she had the vapes. My spelling is good as I am on the laptop and it automatically spells correctly, Mum goes mad 'cos some days it doesn't let her say words she wants.

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

I got to give besitos to a very small human today. I was taking foster lady for a walk and a whole family stopped and asked to pet me. The little human was way up high hanging on to a bigger human and squealing. Um, I mean the little one was squealing - the big one was just saying 'Nice doggie'.

Then just like that, the big human shoved the little screaming one in my face while two other slightly bigger humans were petting my backside. I did the only thing I could think of - I gave lots and lots of besitos. The little human's face was about the same size as my tongue, so I just gave it a good wash and she squealed some more. Little humans are VERY noisy, but she tasted like food, so I didn't mind.

Foster lady was very proud of me that I didn't eat the little human- not so much as a nibble - so I got a big treat from the magical treat bag and THEN I got to go to the dog bakery.

Now I have to find me more little humans to not eat. Seems like an easy way to get deleeeecious food!

 

[Lab_adore]

The ghosts are back dad had to carry me down the stairs an he said it wasn't good for his back. Mum was at the bottom looking sad

 

[edzbird]

Maxx, Maxx there are no ghosts. You gotta be brave and strong pal. Trust me.

- Coco

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hey Maxx, wish I culd cum and help yoo.
Trust yure Mum and Dad x
Auntie Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Oh Maxx, I wish I cud cum and help yoo too! It's not nice being scared. I know you and your people thinks you is big but 10 months is not reely very big, still quite AllSmall inside. I used to be scared of quite lots of things but now although I spect I am smaller than you on the outside, inside I am bigger and not so scared now that I am 16 hole months old. I can do flyball and not be scared. I can do trains and not be scared. I am not scared of the toast man (he puts things through the door in the morning wen me and Mother are having our toast) I just bark at him to keep Mother and the toast safe. I spect wen you are not so AllSmall inside as well as outside you will not have ghosts or be so scared.Try hard to be brave Maxx. Lots of love, your frend Joy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

Hey, hey, Maxx - I’m sorry you’ve got the ghosts hangin round, that’s tuff. I did dig a holin the gardin today an thort of you while I was diggin, thinkin ‘Maxx will be so proud, mebbes I’ll get to him ifI dig far enuff’ but then Beardy caman stopt me with loud wuffs. Hang in there bro from anudder mo, you’ll feel brave again soon xx

 

[Lab_adore]

thanks guys

Parrently I'm goin to the Kennel tomorrow an will be spending lots of time playin with other doggies. That sounds like fun! I don know what kennel is but if there's other dogs it's good. Parrently I wont be able to talk to you all for a while which is very sad. Heard Mum say they were going off-the-grid whatever that is

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Hola Maxx! I used to live in a place kinda like a kennel and you are right - lots of time playing with other doggies. Definitely NO ghosts! You have a good time and your Mum and Dad will be back to get you soon and all the ghosts at home will be gone. We'll miss you round here, so come back when you can and tell us all about your adventures.

 

[Loraseal]

Maxx. The kennel with lots of dogs sounds dogtastic. Definitely no ghosts and you will make lots of friends there too. Your Mum and Dad will back soon and no doubt you will have lots of treats and cuddles when they get back.
Hunter

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx maybe you going to the slammer oh sorry Kennel will be good for you. Hope the other doggies are nice and fun whilst you are there.
You hoomans will hopefully get the Ghostbusters in and get rid of the ghosts whilst you are not there. Then when you get back it will be like new.
Now just make sure when your hoomans get back you really really ignore them for ages to make them feel guilty for leaving you then give them a big cuddle after all of about 1 second.....

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooh, thanks. I'm very excited an waggy. I was under the table lissening an heard mum and dad say they bought me two new toys for wen they get back. Hope they will be good ones

I will take your wise advice Vanilla

 

[Loraseal]

Yes! Finally lookin at mama and doin my chewbacca and wiggly bum fing...she is takin me out in the wain.....she is sayin somefing about the bloomin mess I will make and she still has to work...I luv the wain!
Woof Hunter.

 

[SwampDonkey]

My beardy has not come here me yet I'm worried.

 

[Ashley]

Roary, you need to tell Beardy to move your chair closer to the window so you can see better!

Quinn

 

[SwampDonkey]

Not allowed I climb into the window ? and that's norty. Hes come home and brought me chips yum.

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum was very sad this morning when we dropped her at the stashon. She kept askin for more kisses. I think cos I'm going to the kennels place. She sleeped upstairs so I had lots of fun wakin dad up lots of times. I heard him mutter something about kennels can't come quick enuff

 

[Candy]

Not allowed I climb into the window ? and that's norty. Hes come home and brought me chips yum.

Glad your Beardy has come home Rory. I had chips once, they were on the pavement and I snaffledsnsffledsnaffled them before Mother could stop me, like a little sneakyweekydog! No-one has ever brought any home for me though.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Yoo are dee-prived Joy.
I alwayz get a bit of fishy and 2 chipz from me mum when she gets a chipsy fur tea.
Yoo shuld phone that DOG-LINE and cumplane.
Lilly x