- Location
- Isle of Man
Yeah, I did thought that Shadow. Think you're right. Don't know why he's never thinked of it before...hoomans are rather slow aren't they?
- Coco
- Coco
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Hello everyone! I've got Mother back now! She went away for EVERANDEVER and I stayed at Tess's house which was nice at first but then Tess's dad hurt me when he gave me a treet so I was scared when he tried to give me more and I didn't know where Mother was and then she came back and took me home and gave me a treet that hurt me so I cried and ran away and wood not eat ANYTHINGATALL. NOTHANKYOUVERYMUCH. It's a TRAP and will hurt. Then Mother took me to see vet man Chris who wants to steel me and he looked at my mouth and called me his sweethart and then stuck 2 sharp things in my neck but I didn't cry. Later on Mother gave me toona tea. Wood not eat it but then got SO hungry I had to and it didn't hurt and it was nice and me and Mother had lots of cuddles and today I have had my walk and treets don't hurt now and I got SO hungry again so I ate all my breakfast and it's a lovely day and Mother has stopped hurting me and is back to normal, well, normal for Mother. Hoomans are strange things if you ask me.All I have done is be GoodGirlJoy.
Glad you're ok now you little sweety
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I just got home, it was ace cos the humans had what they call brunsh , so guess who had a bit of sosij, Nelly xx
So sophisticated Nelly, ladies that do brunch xx
Ruff ruff hooray, Good Girl Joy! So pleesed you're feelin better and not hurtin no more. Maybees you'll keep gettin toona now? Maybees you'll turn into a dolfin, they are like that becos they eet toona. I think. They look like fun, an they get to play in the warter All Day Long.
*Kipper*
*Kipper*
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Ooh Kipper! I like toona and I like to play in the warter All Day Long and I am fun. Perhaps reelly I am a...a....what is it? A dogfing.
GoodGirlJoy (dogfing)
GoodGirlJoy (dogfing)
Today me and my dad were playin ball and stick at the park as usual, cept today I was soso fast and caught all the balls and the big and small park hoomans gathered around to watch me. Dad called mom and told her the hoomans were impressed by my good trainings. I don't know trainings, just ball games. Toona and treats are good, but not as good as orange balls.
Quinn
Quinn
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Glad your not hurty anymore GoodGirlJoy (dogfing)
I still think its s'picous Coco about your Dad. In my short time with the hoomans I notice they are creetures of habit an don't go off and do things like play with balls and eat sossiges suddently.
I still think its s'picous Coco about your Dad. In my short time with the hoomans I notice they are creetures of habit an don't go off and do things like play with balls and eat sossiges suddently.
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
I hear hoomans can get a bit straynj when they have a mini hooman in them. Mebbe that’s whass goin on Coco. Does your daddy have a mini hooman in him that is making him eat sossidge?
Shadow
Shadow
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
My mum says that is silly shadow as it's only mummy that grows little humans not daddy's they just grow beer bellys. But the do need sosidj and beer and chips and crisps for that, so maybe that's the answer.
Not sure where the ball fits in though.......
Lilly xx
- Location
- Isle of Man
ooh I got all excited then..I'd love a mini hooman to play with...well not too small, a bit bigger than me maybe.
- Coco
- Coco
It's been a strange day beard stayed at home and had his fur trimmed then they went out and got nice food then a huuuuuuge parcel of lambs faces arrived then I went for a really very short disappointing walk then I went to the fancy pants dog shop. I bought shame and dishonor by cocking my leg and weeing on ruff wear stuff he he he. Ging was not appy but the shop man forgave me cos ging spends a rake of cash in there. I have shoes now I not sure about the colour.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Oooh Rory! Bet you look handsome in your shoes! Please send me a picture.
Love GoodGirl Joy.
Please send me a picture.Love GoodGirl Joy.
Maybe.......
When the nice man helped ging put my fabulous new shoes I burped in his face. Oppsie windy pops!
- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
I think the Hollyday is finishing tomorrow. Mum and dad are putting things in bags again. I've had a great time with lots of fabulous new walks, meeting Nelly, helping my peeple with pub and cafe meals, a run on the beach and lots of blackberries. Today we did a short walk (just four hours) then mum and dad found a nice dog shop and get me a new collar and treat bag. Dad says he will post some pictures for me tomorrow.
- Location
- Isle of Man
Now today I've see the strangest thing. A box arrived, mum opened it & there was a harness just like mine - only purple, maybe bit smaller than mine. I don't need new harness....so I'm confused. AND we've a new bed today, just like mine only a different colour. I'm not so big I need 2 beds. I'm really puzzled. I had pizza bones tonight.
- Coco
- Coco
today. I told Mum it wos chasin the deer wot dunnit 
. So I's all better now, bring on the kongs Mum 
.That's good news Ripple, nothing worse than a squirty bum 
