The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[snowbunny]

I eeted a hole necktreen yesterday. I found it on the table and it fell in my mouth.

Then it fell out of my mouth again at three oh clok this morning, all over Mum and Dad's bed.

Squidge

 

[Aitch]

Well done Squidge. It makes good sense to throw up on the bed because then mum and dad know you are sick.

Amber.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I went out today without my boot on.No limp yeah! No more stupid from g shoes for me.

 

[Lab_adore]

I liked your shoe Rory

I hope you feel better now you sicked up the necktreen Squidge. I'm sure your hoomans enjoyed the experience

I had a barf yesterday and I did a zoomie all round the yard with Dad chasing me with the hose cos I had bubbles all over me. It was fun

 

[Jen]

It’s taken me years and years and years but I’ve finally trained Mummy!

She slept in this morning and rather than making me go for a walk and be goodboy she ran me round to the field and let me chase the ball and play with the other doggies.

It was brill!! I had the besttimever! But mummy says it won’t be happening again That’s what grandad always lets me do. I like grandad.

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

Me 'n' my new friend Meg(an) did play wild this morning while mum was in the shower cuz she couldn't do anything about it . We ran up and down and round and round then we were very peaceful after that. We even lay down! Had another game of tuggy tonight. She's a bit odd, but she's great fun. We're not allowed to go walking together. Yet. Oh, and she came to school last night and she was RUBBISH! I am Top of the Class and she is Not.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I luv you Coco , your Meg sounds like a fun girl , will you get marid ? Mummy tuk me for a massif walk today , Daddy sed she wud walk my legs off wich is a bit worrying, but not to worry, me legs are still there , Nelly xxx

 

[edzbird]

I luv Coco too but he keeps tryin to get my tuggy things wen I want them to be throwy things an I get cross with him an mum took our tuggy and locked it away this morning cuz I puffed up me hackles and growled an she said it wasn't nice an Coco is boss but Coco luvs me an I don't know if I'm bad or what. Anyway, we're both really pooped now. I don't know where I really live, but here is nice. Have you still got legs now Nelly?

- Meg(an)

 

[Lab_adore]

It's rainin'!! Like REALLY rainin'! Mum said we are going to get a months worf of rain in 2 or 3 days! Mum said the fahmers are gettin' rain and that's good cos bananas are 'spensive and they might get cheeper so I get more banana kongs. I love love banana Kongs. I love puddles too and I splashed through heaps with Dad on the walk this morning;

I gotted into trubble yesterday. Mum and Dad took me back to the dog park to see if I would be a good boy but I kinda lost the plot and jumped all over this old man an then played too roughly with his dog then didn come when Dad blew the whissle and then I jumped in the bog and became a black labbydor! Dad took me to the other end to the stream but it was all dryed up cos of no rain so we had to go home in the car with me stinking like a dumpster (said Mum). Well, what do they know? I thought I smelt lovely, much better than that just-bathed smell I had before I went into the bog. I got hosed and made to stay on the back porch for ages so I cried and wined and barked but Mum was mean and just turned her back on me until I shut up then she gave me a Kong.

I think you are lucky Coco and Meg(an) cos I want another doggie to play with all the time too...so long as she didn steal my stuff

 

[Hollysdad]

My people took me to the bum lady tonight for jections and my annool chekup. The bum lady sed that i'm bootiful and in perfect helth then squirted something up my nose. i dont know why she did that - it was not very nice.

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no Holly, that sounds orrible. I gotta go to the bum man alien vet soon cos its my birfday soon and I hope he doesn't squirt somethin' up my nose

 

[SwampDonkey]

I knicked they s it's norty but I don't by care he he he he.

 

[Ashley]

Mum's on the tappy thing at home today and she's watching me eat my kong. I don't like it....kongs are my alone thing.

Quinn

 

[SwampDonkey]

She probs wants sum eat it quick matey

 

[Lab_adore]

It's cold an wet an windy. Mum sed winters come back. We're all in the dining room with the heeter on cos I got them up at for-thurty cos it was time to play in the puddles but im not allowed outside except to pee and poo cos I get too wet.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Is it a tie foon Maxx?

 

[edzbird]

Luv my new home - I found a chicking on the side and nabbed some skin and got shouted at but it was tasty and anyway I got some real chicking later at the dinner table and Coco said it would be OK and we don't really get into trouble here. I have my own bed even though I like the floor. And the persons bed. Life is good. I luv my new dad, he's a "push-over". Coco said that.

- Meg(an)

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum sed it was like a hurry cane yesterday Rory. Dad had to go out in it to empty some water from the pool cos it was running over the side. Then all the branches fell down and lots of things flying around. We got all of Oktober rain in one day. Then it stopped rainin' this morning for a while an we went to the bush reserve an the river an all the soil has washed down all over the paths an there was no more grass. An the worst of all, my beech is gon . Dad sed the sand has washed away an now theres jus roks. Where am I gunna dig now????

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Luv my new home - I found a chicking on the side and nabbed some skin and got shouted at

Sounds like we might make a sneaker and a weaseler out of you yet, young Meggles. Coco’s alright but I reckon he is a bit of a goodie-two-shoes. Better to be a norty-four-socks instead (stolen socks, of course). Carry on as you are Mischievous Meggles. Love, the Pig x

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh no Maxx
Dizasta!
Dogz can't do wifout a beach! Whatz your dad gonna do to fix it?
Lilly x