The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[snowbunny]

Cheez is best after rosechikkin. Rosechikkin is best, then cheez then sossidge.

If you don't get cheez you need to talk to your lammies. They will know what to do.

Willow

 

[Boogie]

I’m not allowed any of those Willow - pity me, pity me.

Spencer

 

[Jen]

Sumfink is going on.

I’m not sure what yet, but sumfink suspishus is happening.

Stanley

 

[snowbunny]

Spensa, do you have lammies? Talk to the lammies!

Willow

 

[kateincornwall]

I have been norty today , don't care . I started my morning by digging a grate big massif hole , and getting coverd in mud , Mummy was not amused cos I had to go to the Vet nursie for my due claws cutting and I looked a frite . Then I was even moor norty on our walk , I cant heer much so Mummy does this syning stuff and today , I tuk no notis , no , not a bit of notis so she wasn't a happy bunie but it was fun , Nelly xx

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Cheez is best after rosechikkin. Rosechikkin is best, then cheez then sossidge.

If you don't get cheez you need to talk to your lammies. They will know what to do.

Willow

The lambies gotted two-leggy Willow too! Mummy will have to buy me a lambie now, yus she will.

 

[kateincornwall]

@Lara_Pigletina what a beautiful photo , gorgeous little Willow x

 

[Candy]

Pig, Mother has gone all strange now she's seen the picture of two-leggy Willow and the lammies. She's making funny noises like wen she sees puppies. She ses two-leggy Willow is a PersonPuppy! Is that troo? I have some PersonPuppies that come to visit me and play but they are much bigger than Willow. On my walk this afternoon I met a veryvery nice dog. Mother was talking to his Mother, she sed He's luvvly, what is he? The lady sed he was a Labrador Pointer Cross. Only he didn't seem cross, he was friendly and waggy and we wanted to play but we were both on our leads. Mother ses that you are a Labrador Pointer Cross, but you never seem cross to me either. I am not cross. I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[edzbird]

Weez got cheez this morning when mum was stuffin chickin with it. Hmm - I did neraly spit it out but saw Coco did eat his quickly so I did too. I THINK it was nice.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

I'm not cross either GoodGirlJoy - but they say I am German Shepherd Labrador Cross. Not cross, not speak German. Not allowed near sheep. So funny.

- Coco

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Pig, Mother has gone all strange now she's seen the picture of two-leggy Willow and the lammies. She's making funny noises like wen she sees puppies. She ses two-leggy Willow is a PersonPuppy! Is that troo? I have some PersonPuppies that come to visit me and play but they are much bigger than Willow. On my walk this afternoon I met a veryvery nice dog. Mother was talking to his Mother, she sed He's luvvly, what is he? The lady sed he was a Labrador Pointer Cross. Only he didn't seem cross, he was friendly and waggy and we wanted to play but we were both on our leads. Mother ses that you are a Labrador Pointer Cross, but you never seem cross to me either. I am not cross. I am GoodGirlJoy.

Yis, that two-leggy Willow is a person puppee, except she isn’t as fun as a normal puppy. Also she is missing two leggies AND a tail, and doesn’t even use the two leggies she does have. Pig mummy has to carry her around because she is lazy. The only thing she is good at is farting. She farts so loud sometimes it makes one of my ears go inside out. I sometimes lick her feet, just to remind her that she has them.

Yus I am a labbydor Pointer cross, I think it means I am a muddle-dog with Fancy Pants. I am not normally cross except when I see a loud person or a person running or a person near my house. Then I shout at them. Not sure that is anything to do with my pointer pants though.

 

[Candy]

Thankyoo Pig, that has sorted a lot out for me. i am quite big now but sometimes I still get confoosed. I think it's peeple that confoos me. It wood be much easier if we were ALL DOG. So glad you are not cross. Good luck with that allsmall PeronPuppy. You could be kept very busy there with guarding and whatnot. GoodGirlJoy sends licks.xxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Hmmmm...we had suspishus things at The Pigs place.....then at Cocos place ...now at Stanley's place. I'm sorry Stanley but I think your gonna get a new puppy or a new hooman puppy.

 

[SteffiS]

I telled Mum somebody pooed on the floor when she wos on the talky thing .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Zzzzzzzzz I need chips. They will make me feel less floaty . Did I tell you my foot hurts. Zzzzzzzzz woooowoooooo woo woozzzzzzz

 

[Lab_adore]

I bet your Mum was happy with you Toffee

It's still rainin'. We saw the sun yesterday for about 10 minutes and it was nice....but then the rain came again. It's supposed to clear up in time for my birfday next week. It's supposed to rain today but right now there's sun so maybe it wont come.

See the big puddle in the picture? Just after mum took the photo I jumped in it!

 

[Candy]

Zzzzzzzzz I need chips. They will make me feel less floaty . Did I tell you my foot hurts. Zzzzzzzzz woooowoooooo woo woozzzzzzz

Oh Rory, is that you? Mother told me you was having problems with Sorepaw. Just a little while ago I had Sorejaw but now I am MUCH better. I hope you feel better soon and I have rote you a pome to help. Here it is.
Oh Rory, Rory, you're so Lab-adorey! Come a bit closer and I'll whisper a storey. Your frend GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

I had a big big play with Margo the boxer and then when I got home I just wanted to snooze on my mat. The inside one. But mean old mum turfed me out just cos she wanted to clean the floors. I barked and barked and mum was only just inside the door and she ignored me! So I went and lay in the sun by the back gate so the neighbours could see how neglected I am. Did I mention the SUN! Yes! It hasn't rained all day

Aunty Sue and Uncle Pat are comin' over. I love Aunty Sue, she has sixty-five-roses and so breathes funny so I love love love to jump on her so I can get close and lissen. Oh, and she squeaks funny when I do it...heh heh

Hope your sorepaw gets better soon Rory

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm a lot less wobble today and had a massive wee massive without falling over.ive had my brekkie with extra special foodie bits.my foot hurts but Im being very brave as you can imagine. I've got to go vets again in a bit I just wonder what colour bandage I get today?
Hey GGJ

 

[Granca]

You’re being very brave, Rory. I wish I’d been as brave when I had a hurty leg. You’re very speshal and my hero.

Tuppy x