The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Somebodies pooed in my crate when Mum was walking Ripple. I didn't seed who it wos cos I wos eetin my Kong, it's a misstery .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[snowbunny]

I got to do some 'treevin as a reward for runnin off this morning. Mum made them really hard and I've not done any 'treevin in ages, but I got all the things and brought them back at top top speed! It was brillyunt.

But THEN! We went for walkies but SHE PUT ME IN A HARNISS! A HARNISS! I'M NOT A PUPPEE!!!

THEN she put the longline on me which is a silly name cuz it's not long at all. I couldn't go runnin anywhere. It was SO BORING.

Shadow

 

[edzbird]

we went to school gain tonight n we swapped 2-legged ones an I worked dad an Coco worked mum an we both did really good an I was allowed a go of the ball at the start an Coco did recall through a line of cones WITH GRAVY BONES. Well I did too an now dad's made us some new tuggies an we are playin hard an loud an it's nearly beddy-bye-bos.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[HAH]

I wen to school too Meg(an) Sparkle! But it wasa bit weerd as I dida bit of stuff in the Big Shed then backin the car then out agin, more tricks an sossigis, then in agin - orl verry confoosin, and I diden useup hardly ANY energy! So I wos awake wiv Beardy til 1.30 becoz I refoosed to go to bed, ha ha ha ha! He had VERY tired eyes this mornin an did growl a bit.

*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

My beardy caught me being norty. I found if I press gentlely in my head cone thing it pops open. It's got tape on the side and I can't do it now

 

[Candy]

I did swimmy fetch then runrunrun with Rosie and Spud. When I was allsmall I thought they was scareyandbig speshally Spud. But now suddenly I am not scared at all, I LOVE Rosie and Spud even if they are still bigger than me. Wen we got home I did Helping Mother In The Garden. We did a thing that Mother sed was mulchin. I thort praps she said munchin so I tried that but it didn't taste of much so I stopped. Mother sed it's to keep the plants safe in the cold and to stop weeds. I weed on it anyway. TeeHee! Rory, I thort that was a halo round your hed and that you are a speshal Angeldog. Today has been a lovely day and I have been GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum an Dad keep squirting stuff in my ears an I don like it but then I get a big ear massage that feels good. I couldn't paddle in the beech for a few days but Dad said today I can. Just off on our walk now an there's lots of puddles too cos the rains back. Apparently it's going to be sunny tomorrow an that's good cos it's my birthday!

 

[edzbird]

Maxx..I'm gettin ear stuff now too. My ear is red and cheesey - according to mum anyway. But the massage bit is sensational!

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

I ate the duvet this afternoon

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

Why they are so cumfy? You must ave bin really ungry Miss Sparks

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooh Coco, you better watch it cos some other doggie might come and eat that cheezze our of your ear

 

[Atemas]

I followed Mumsie into the garage this morning. She had a tray of kongs and she put them in the freeezer. She then shut the door on me and switched off the light. I was in there ages. Then she suddenly came in the garage to put something away. She was really shocked to see little me stood there. She said ‘oh Red what are you doing here?’ I thought ‘ what the flip do you think I’m doing here?’ Anyway, she then made a big fuss of me. Think she should have given me lots of treats for shutting me in there. Silly Mumsie.

 

[HAH]

I done unnerstand, they said I woz gettin abitchunkee but I havint seen ANY chunkee yet an I'm quite hungree.

Alsos, I have a strang feelin my foods is gettin smorler. It dun take so long to eet, an I'm a bit more hungree when I've eeted it. Curly says its cos I'm gettin bigger, so evryting looks smorler but I'm not sure...

But I did get sum Jumbles thanks to Harv and I LUFF them. Thanks Harv's hooman @Mrs UB!

*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

Why they are so cumfy? You must ave bin really ungry Miss Sparks

not really ungry..I didn't acshully eatit, I just pulled out loads and loads of fluffy white stuffin. I was just havin fun. It was so soft.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

I do like that too! So much fluffy fun x

 

[kateincornwall]

I had me fur cut this morning , I stand on the dwaining bord, on a towil and Mummy snips away with sisors . Then she put me in the sink , with shampoo ,and got me all fowmy , then poord water over me , then rapped me in a towil . I am off to the wuds in a minit , and will get filfy , Nelly xx

 

[Hollysdad]

Its my buffday and i got a new collar. Mum gave me some toast and mamalayd and dad let me lick the butter tub. Then dad took me for a walk and i got muddy, ate some poo, crunched up a stick and showed everyone my new collar. I met a lady with a big bag of rubbish and took one of her plastic bottles to carry. She told me i was very good for picking up plastic bottles.

I've helped mum and dad to eat with a sanwich. dad says theres a nice treat for my tea. I need a snooze.

 

[Rosie]

Mum an Dad keep squirting stuff in my ears an I don like it but then I get a big ear massage that feels good. I couldn't paddle in the beech for a few days but Dad said today I can. Just off on our walk now an there's lots of puddles too cos the rains back. Apparently it's going to be sunny tomorrow an that's good cos it's my birthday!

Maxx I get the squirty ear thing too and its a bit horrid but I try to hold still and then I get treats and ear-rubs and THEN I shake my head really really hard and mum and dad get covered in ear-gunk and squirty stuff. It makes 'em squeal so they must like it.
Pongo
xxx

 

[Hollysdad]

I do that too Pongo. It's really nice to know that we're pleasing our peeple so much that they squeal.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You two are such giving dogs no wonder you are so loved. I ate my own sick today