The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

With you there vanilla

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh oh oh Vanilla you are back! I thought you got lost looking for your beech again

Lots of little furry and bald babies happening around. Including some kittens I hear.

I was in the kennel place yesterday and last night. Had lots of fun but happy to be home. Mum and Dad bought me the worlds biggest water bowl. Apparently it's something called a piddling pool whatever that is but I don't piddle in it but I do drink the water in it. Mum even got in and said she was showing me what to do. Weird woman, why would I want to stand in my water bowl?

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx - no my beach came back all good here now. But I heard you lost yours . Now that is scary when it disappears has it come back yet.
Also hope you are feeling better as you have not been well. And why oh why are you in a Kennel?? I have heard they are like prisons...not sure what that means but does not sound good

 

[Lab_adore]

My beach did come back thanks Vanilla. Not as big as before but at least I've got something to play on. Especially now it's hot again.

Kennel is fun for a short while. Mum and Dad went somewhere called 'races' and were gone all day and some of the night and didn' want to leave me all alone. I get maximum play time and a nice place to sleep so its ok. They put me with other doggies my size and age so we play and play. But still prefer to be at home. I got lots of treats and cuddles when I got home so even better.

My ears are all better now too but Dad still puts drops in sometimes and that's not fun. Do you think you might be getting a little brutha or sista? That's pretty excitin'. I'd like one but Dad said 'over my ded body' when Mum mentioned it once. Don know what that means except for a definite 'no'. Boo

 

[edzbird]

Hi Vanilla...good to have you back. Hope you can get a puppy...such fun. I got a sister - she's not really a puppy, but we play and play and play an I do love her.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Hooray Vanilla, it’s gud to hear your wuffs! Are you gettin a smorl one? I heeyar they have taystee puppee fud and they’re a bit slow on the uptake so you might get extra rationses?
* Kipper *

 

[snowbunny]

Don't get a brown one. Theyz annoyin.

Shadow

 

[kateincornwall]

I am getin a black one , its coming very soon, in 2 days ! Don't no wat to fink reely , expect it will be fun to bos it abowt , Nelly xx

 

[Atemas]

We is all home - I have been to J + L’s - that’s my 2nd home; Red’s been to the Kenals and Mumsie and Daddy Hooman has been to Lanzirotty. They are all brown and looking chilled. Red and me have just had a kong - first one for yonks. I have been a bit unwell - off my food and squitty bum. Mumsie will see how I go and I might have to see the bum lady . I am going to have a now - I love J + L but it’s good to be home .

Sky

 

[snowbunny]

Hmm, my cama exploded under me last night. This is a very strange occurrence that this Catalan lady cannot explain.

Ginny

 

[Loraseal]

Vanilla u have lots to tell. And OOh Ginny. I hope u mean your bed....and not your tummy? I had a bed I did not like..and guess what? It also magically exploded?? I is also not happy today. My throat hurts and I am not allowed to walk far. My nose has this yummy green stuff coming out of it all the time. I like to share it with mama but she does not seem to like it. Hoomans are strange.

 

[Hollysdad]

I found rotting deer entrails in the woods today. Yummy!

 

[VanillaBean]

I do have lots to tell Hunter, but I have been sneezing and sleeping loads over the last couple of days, plus did not go to toilet for a whole night, day and night. so will have to wait until I feel OK to type more (not sure why as I just tell daddy what to type)
Apparently I am going to the bum lady later today to get checked out. I am telling daddy I am OK, but he said we are going to make sure....mummy says he is a helicopter daddy. Not sure what that means...

 

[Lab_adore]

Uh oh Vanilla my frend....the bum lady awaits with her probing alien toolkit. Helicopter Daddy meens he cares lots.

 

[Loraseal]

Oh Vanillla I also had the bum lady this week. In hope you feel better soon. I have Oslo been coffing and sneezing and slept alot. My tummy was good but the hoomans have a fing about our bums and alien toolkits my friend. I is feelin much better today and mama is at home working. She is boring though but I have cunning plans to get her attention.

 

[edzbird]

Oh No! We lost our ball today. Mum ChuckedIt an me an Coco ran an he sed it had gon over the bushes an so I ranranran with him to beet him and mum shout "silly Dogs you's chasing a bird" an we did chase an it flewflewflew away an so we cuddnt find where the ball landed cuz "we took our eyes off it" so mum sed but I didn't understand. Anyway we all 3 did search and search in the long grass and the ball is gone. I love my ball so I am a bit sad. Coco has promised mum will magik another ball so i am not so sad.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Rosie]

I love Carbon.
Pongo.
xxx

 

[snowbunny]

I am bein big an brave an eatin a scary big beefy chew. Mum got them out an I ran away but then I came back and had a little chew while she held it for me to proteck me so it din hurt me and now I yam chewin it awl up on thuh bed.

Big Brave Shadow-Bear RAAAAR

 

[HAH]

Oh Brave Shadow-Bear, you are very brave indeed to conquer the scary-yet-taystee beefy chew. Iyam orlso beein brave an hafin a snooze in my scaree den which issent akshully so scaree after beef an chikkin kept appeerin in it. I fink it’s prubly okay...zzz...
*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

Hello , my name is Reuben , can I join you please ? My sister had a little growl at me but I don't care , then she played wiv me in the gardin , I like it out there , Reuben xx