The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

The bald puppee slept all night for ten ours! But this ment my hoomans stayd in bed too an I didn' get my brekkie in time. So I sat at the end of the bed and wined and wined til mummy got up an gave me brekkie an grumbled at me.

Anuther call to Dogline averted.

 

[edzbird]

I got ham - not sayin wer I got it but meen dad did showt and taiyk if off me an bin it. Dad sez it woz his lunch? I nowe wer ther is a bit mor ham. Just biydin me tiym.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[snowbunny]

I gots Breecheez this mornin. I got sum wiv tablets in it an then wen mum was givin sum to the uvvers i sneeked the pakit off the top. But then mum came bak an skweeked an sed, Squidge fetch an I did fetch it to her.

She sed she dun fink Dad will notiss the teefs holes init.

I like Breecheez lots an lots.

Squidge

 

[edzbird]

The ham sgon. It sgon in the bin. not hapi.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

So she spoiled it for me too. "Sorry Coco, blame Mrs Muck, no one can have these teeny ham bits. It's not your fault". And in the bin they went. And now the bin is locked. I've tried. Really unfair.

- Coco

 

[Jen]

The bald puppee slept all night for ten ours!

My mammy says how to you get them to do that?

Stanley

 

[MrChew]

My mammy says how to you get them to do that?

Stanley

Parently it's just luck.

 

[Candy]

Luck is Good! I yam GGJ! I likes Luck!

 

[SwampDonkey]

It's me Iver in lesta I've lost 3 teefs. I saw a stweem but didn't go in. I went to big park I was very brave I saw lots of big dogs and I slapped a sausage dog he he he

 

[edzbird]

Iva I woz nekst to a sossij dog at scewl toniyte an I wunderd if I shud eet it or biyte it or maybe juss snif it but mum wud not let me to clowss. It woz corld DeeDee. I hav relly ANGRI thorts at scewl. I THINK DeeDee is ok, but Frank woz a nyoo puppee Cheewhawhar hoo I did NOT liyke won little bit. No not a bit.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

My mum is sad so I snuggled her awl night

 

[SwampDonkey]

Good that's your job matey. We give the vibes our snuggles are the best

 

[edzbird]

Good on you Maxx, matey. Sometimes only a dog will do.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin a live wyre , Mummy sed so , I bin all the long walks with Roobin and I cept up all the way on me litel legs . Sumtimes we sits down , well Mummy dus , on a log or somefink , and we all share a nana pr apel and have a drink of wata then off we gows agin , fink I am like a big dog now , Nelly xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

You've always a big dog
Rory XX

 

[edzbird]

Big Nelly. You are lovely.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Nelly, if you have the heart of a big doggo, you are a big doggo.

Pee ess: my mummy also shares her nanas with me.

 

[SteffiS]

I ave lickined the cheese greater, it wos sooo tasti . Mum showted NOoooooo the sharpy nives are there. I dident lik the sharpy nives but Mum still tolled me off .

Toffee - the not norty one (mostly )

 

[Jen]

The bald puppee gots banana for breakfast this morning.

Which means I gots some banana for breakfast.

He’s definitely getting better to have around!

Stanley

 

[HAH]

Curly’s mekkin odd noyzes like anellifant an sumtimes like a piggy and she’s bean qwite boorin and jis puttin her muzzle in white paper which I can’t efen eet!

But Blondey is tekkin me fur lotsov boys walks where I kin jus ROAR aroun so itsokay.

I’d like your banana puppee Stanners.
*Kipper*