The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

I wants to play but Rowi is sweeps, get up Rowi plays with me. Cum on Rowi

 

[edzbird]

I think you tired him out, Iver. Me n Ms Sparkle are having a post-dinner bitey-face-chasey - such fun!

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bited his tail he got up quick then. He was tending to be sweeps I know

 

[Granca]

Are yoo reelly that big, Iver? I think you'v growed.

Tuppy x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I Iz a whopper I eatz every fink

 

[MrChew]

Parently it's too hot for anuther walkies today. Dad took me out early and now mummy is just playing games like "find it" wiv me inside. And she has made the white thing in the bedroom go "shhhhh" and it's nice an cool in there now. The bald puppee isn't wearing any pants! I fink you yookay people call them trousers.

I fink there's a frozen carrot waiting for me too.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got froze carrot for my teefs it's nice

 

[Lab_adore]

Hey Chewie, that white thing - is it the one that blows out cold airs? I like it. Mum was home today an it was hot so I stared and stared at the white thing until she terned it on. Then I sleept and sleept

My dad was owt ALL DAY and now he is sleepin' on the couch. So I pushed my ball into his leg but he diddn wakes up. Mum sed to leeve him alone cos he is very tired. These hooman's, honestly

 

[edzbird]

we is in the dog howss cuz Coco did chaiyse Bella an then I had to chaiyse too an we left mum liyin in the gras wer it was relli wet an she waz cros a bit. Not miye folt - Coco chaiysed furst. I did not biyte Bella I woz gud.

- Meg(an) Sparke

 

[snowbunny]

We gots a new bed. Juss one. Wats the point in that?! Mum sed its to see how ruzilyent it is cuz parrently we reks beds wiv diggin. Well, you gots to make it comfy, rite?!
It's smoll an plastik wiv a soft insides. I gave it a chew but Mum sed, nosquidgenotforchewin so I stopped an took the soft insides out an sat on the plastik. It woz OK. But Willow an Shadow loves it and keeps curlin up an lookin all snugglees init. So I fink we mite get moar. If its ruzilyent enuff.

Gotta go, neerly lunchtime an Willow an Shadow are squeakin at Mum. I fink its still a bit of time so I will juss snooze quietly until its time for my buffday chikkin. An Mum told me she had buffday sardeeens for me for later! I've not had sardeeeens in for ages cuz I'm not normally llowed them cuz of my tablits but Mum sed jussthisonce cuz itsyerburthday. So thass gud!

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Happy buffday Squidge. Hope yor sardeens wos nice I luvluvluv sardeens. Today me an Mother got very wet too times so we did not go to the pub. We stayed at home and I had a bit of Sossij! Also a Kong! Also lots of cuddles.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

I did go to the vetlady tudday an she sed I wos verry welltrayned but also she stuck a thing up my bottom which I did not like. But she did mek a BIGfuss ov me an gave me biskits so I neerly forgot the bottom thing.
*Kipper*

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mum has run owt of my foodables.
Had a tiny bit wif a Hole. Tin. Of. Sardeeenz!
Not even my birfday
Yumz

Lilly x
PeeS hapi birfday Sqij x

 

[Aitch]

Mum did it again!!!! The second time!!! She cooed our sausages and left them on the table and forgot! Well, it would be rude not to wouldn't it? 20 gone in no time. I am so clever! She said she must be getting senile.......whatever that is.

Amber.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I didn get eny sardeeenz. No faiyr.

Oreo x

 

[Rosie]

What is sardeeenz?

 

[MrChew]

What is sardeeenz?

Sardeenz are the best! They are stinky, delishus fish that swim in a tin.

Maxx @Lab_adore, the white thing is the cool thing. It blows right onto my bed, which is also where the big hoomans sleep.

 

[Candy]

Pongo! Pongo Pongo Pongo! Sardeens is Yumyumyum! Next time I yam in Wayulz I will bring yoo sum becos I luvluvluv yoo and I yam
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Somebodies has stolen my houses . I ave got my baskits and Mum and Dad and Ripple, but all my toys ave gone . Mum said we is livin owt a sootcase for a week.

Toffee - the worried one

 

[Jacqui-S]

A week?
A persun week or a dog week?
This nut good....
Lilly x