The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Hollysdad]

We're going in hollyday next munf to conwoll. Dad says that conwoll is full and they're not taking any more dogs. Is this true?

 

[chrisc831]

Nelly will kno

 

[kateincornwall]

No Holly, it isn't true, its a big fat lie ! Nelly x

 

[Jen]

I don’t fink I’ll be going. Mummy seems cited about the ideya of a holiday.

When I’m going she never seems happy about where we going and says it’s shyte whatever that means. It looks like daddy is saying no though.. good job I have daddy.

Greese keeps being mentioned which I usually like to lick.. but I can’t find any.

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

There is somfink in our wild life pond and I don't now wat it is ! Nelly x

Is it a Sea Monster Nelly? It could be...

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Your mum sounds s bit high maintenance like beard Stan.

 

[Jen]

Your mum sounds s bit high maintenance like beard Stan.

I fink she is Rory.

Daddy just says happy wife happy life and us boys leave her to get on wif it.

She’s making me a sunday dinner though so I love love love her.

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

Coco , I don't no what the fing is , its not big enuf to be a sea monster unless its a baby one ? It isn't a noot, it isn't a frog, it isn't a tode , its fast and its black and its shaped like a fishy fing , Nelly x

 

[edzbird]

Yeah, it's a baby sea monster for sure. Rory & Piggley will know more..

- Coco

 

[Hollysdad]

No Holly, it isn't true, its a big fat lie ! Nelly x

Oh good. Conwoll was great fun last time and id hate to be left at home.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had I scream I never had I scream before why didn't you guys say it was heavenly. I scream mmmmm. Baby sea monster for defo Nelly don't feed it

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh good. Conwoll was great fun last time and id hate to be left at home.

Mummy says it wont be so buzy next munf Holly , lots of room on the beeches and mores , I`m glad you like Pasty Land x Nelly

 

[kateincornwall]

I had I scream I never had I scream before why didn't you guys say it was heavenly. I scream mmmmm. Baby sea monster for defo Nelly don't feed it

Mummy has been putting a broken fishy pelit in for the baby monster , I am keeping right away cos it mite be able to get out , Nelly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Very sensible Nelly it could turn into Godzilla and that's big xx

 

[Rosie]

I had I scream I never had I scream before

I screem is majik. Mum has I scream 'n' yogurt 'n' rasbries. I don't like rasbries but I love I scream 'n' yogurt and I open my mouth and mum drops it in off her spoon thing and I never touch the spoon and I catch it on my tongue and it is deeeeeeeeelishus. Dad says Haagen Daz Salted Caramel is wasted on me but how can anything be wasted when I love it so much?

 

[edzbird]

Been to a new beach today. It was a bit of a walk along a narrow cliff path, with sheeps next to it. Then we got there n some more dogs arrived an I had such a good play an we ran in an out of the water an we ran around the rocks where we couldn't be seen an we ran in the water some more an I had such fun. It was the best day ever. Only thing missing was ice cream, but I did have some yesterday. I am SO tired now Zzzzzzzzzzz

- Coco

 

[Atemas]

Ooh, a dog called Dino came to play today - parently she is an Italian Spinone, whatever that is. She was cool. We played and played in the garden, then we went to sleep under the table whilst the Hoomans ate and laughed for ages. When Dino went home - she lives a long way away, parently; my mate Takky came round and we played in the garden. He’s a Carpathian Sheep dog and we leap about and play bitey face. I am sooooo ? now.

Red

 

[Jacqui-S]

I went to the beach today too.
My buddy Harris came too. He is too slow getting the ball. He dussent like gettin his tummee wet in the sea. Tsk. He is having a sleepover with Sophee.
I waz dissapointeded he ate all his dinna this time.
Lilly xx

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Mummy has been putting a broken fishy pelit in for the baby monster , I am keeping right away cos it mite be able to get out , Nelly x

Oh no Nelly your mum is growing a sea monster! I wondered where they came from and now we know. You’d better try to eat all the fishy pellets before she gets that sea monster any bigger. It probably doesn’t need to get much bigger before it can swallow you whole Nelly. Although I hear that they prefer Pigs

 

[Lab_adore]

I didn have a good day yesterday. Mum and Dad gave me a denta stick an a Kong in the middle of the day then POOF. They vanished. Forever. I didn get my second walk and I was scared. I found a bucket and chewed and chewed but I was still scared. But then they came home and I was so happy to see them! I jumped all over them both then nicked Dad's jumper and Mum chased me round the house. I stuck close all evening just in case they disappeared again.

Mum said Dad was in 'ospital havin tests or something. Not sure but I think that is the hooman version of alien bum-probing vet man. I hope he didn get his bum probed