The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I still am confoosed. I fink it mite be becos I hav had a shelterd life and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[Candy]

Frends, frends! I hav fownd a luvlee new fing to do! But first yoo must hav a fireinametalbox. Let Mother get the fireinametalbox reelyreely hot. Then wate until she opens the fireinametalbox door. Then go an lie down by it. Then go back to Mother an biff her nee wiv your paw, while givin her your verybesteyes. Several times if nesesery. Then Mother goes an sits on the floor by the fireinametalbox an yoo lie down wiv her in the warm an hav strokes an ear rubs an tummy rubs allinthewarm an it is all luvlee. Then yoo get a bit hot so yoo go an lie by the big window an cool yor he'd off in the curtens an Mother goes back to her chair. Then yoo fink it wood be nice to be back by the fireinametalbox wiv Mother agen so yoo just go back an biff her on the nee agen an there yoo are back in the warm having tummy an ear rubs agen! 'Sluvvlee!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess Mother ses I am a Scallywag.
I fink that meens Good.
After all I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Frends, frends! I hav fownd a luvlee new fing to do! But first yoo must hav a fireinametalbox. Let Mother get the fireinametalbox reelyreely hot. Then wate until she opens the fireinametalbox door. Then go an lie down by it. Then go back to Mother an biff her nee wiv your paw, while givin her your verybesteyes. Several times if nesesery. Then Mother goes an sits on the floor by the fireinametalbox an yoo lie down wiv her in the warm an hav strokes an ear rubs an tummy rubs allinthewarm an it is all luvlee. Then yoo get a bit hot so yoo go an lie by the big window an cool yor he'd off in the curtens an Mother goes back to her chair. Then yoo fink it wood be nice to be back by the fireinametalbox wiv Mother agen so yoo just go back an biff her on the nee agen an there yoo are back in the warm having tummy an ear rubs agen! 'Sluvvlee!
GGJ xxxxxxx

Oh wow! GGJ, I can see this game can last all night..it sounds fab. Just need to sort out a Fireinametalbox....now where to start?

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

We got new fings we got new fings. Smelli animal bits an chews an toys and games. We are spesciul boys

 

[SwampDonkey]

We've bin fightin with the new stuff so I've nicked and hided it in the Iver lair. It's mine Rawi he he he.
Iver the collector of precious things.

 

[SwampDonkey]

He's finally bu**ered off with his stoopid toys hes run off into the kitchen. Thank doggness. It's been a very long afternoon
Rory the very tired labrador

 

[VanillaBean]

I took daddys phone and managed to do this...



I am so fierce…..

H

 

[SwampDonkey]

Are you a bear like me. Gggrrrr gggrrr

 

[VanillaBean]

Maybe Iver, but also trying to be a crocodile....chomp chomp...

 

[Candy]

Well I donenoe about Bears an Crocodiles. I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm a bear I am grrr.

 

[Candy]

Yes, Iver, I spect yoo are. But I am still a GoodGirl. We like bears thow. Mother ses so.xxxxxxx
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am a very fierce bear, but ging says time for bed little bear. Iz stopped being grrr grrr and is sweepy, dem new toys made me sweepy. Night night GGJ

 

[Candy]

Night night Little Iver! I fink yoo an Rory is awl luvlee.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Don't get taken in GGJ he is norty he bit my bum today.
Rory

 

[Lab_adore]

I've got ichipaw so dad bubbled my feets. I don like that snake thing that spits water so I hid behind a bush. Dad found me and so I stood like a good brave boy while he bubbled my foots then washed if off. Then I got stake. Not so bad afta alls

 

[SwampDonkey]

Guys guys guys I just trumped at Rawi. He he he. Ha ha Rawi
Stinky Iver

 

[Aitch]

Iver I trumps at my mum and dad but not until I is right under their noses. Alex does it too.
You shud try it. It's so funny.

Toby.

 

[snowbunny]

We had dog sitter too nites ago. She arrived wiv her noo boyfrend who is scaredypants of dogs. So I trumped loud an med him laff.
Shadow