The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Location
Yorkshire
I went to see the bum lady this morning, I got treats, I got weighed, I had my ears, eyes and teeth checked. And best of all she didn't do anything to my bum! I now weigh 18kg, whatever that means! Also, I got loads of cuddles from the nurses! I've decided I like the bum lady's place!
Pepper
 
Its Daddys birfday today , so we all went over the mores to lawnston , a big town where there is a place called marksandspencer . Mummy went in and me and Daddy stayed in the car , she came out with lots of nice fings , like scoch eggs, sosij rolls , indian food whatever that it , and a big crème cake , I hope I get sum ! Then we went to the woods and I met a lovely girl Labrador , I luv Labradors and we walked together . The girl Labrador was sunfink called a failed gide dog , and wen we got home , Mummy sent for a form to have a failed gide dog , does this mean what I fink ? Nelly xx
 

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Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Hey Nelly, that sounds like a luffly day and I haff even herd of lawnston! Lotsov licks and bounces for your daddy on his birfday, butonly if you get sosij rolls (whats rolls? tasty?) and cream cake, num num num.
I like the soundov your girl labrador fren, maybees your mummy's going to invite her over for sosijis? You mite have frens on the way, hooray!
*Kipper*
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Ooooh! Nelly! I didn't know you could have friends that live with you! How citing! I think I wood like a friend to live with me too. Sometimes now I stay at my friend Tess's house if Mother has Lots To Sort Out and I like that becos I can play bitey-face all day. Do you think I shood ask Mother if I can have a friend to live with me? I wood promis to always be GoodGirlJoy.
 
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