The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Holly you should get your hoomans to go swimming with you. I heard it is very hot in yoouk at the moment.

Annie enjoy your new collar. I am sure you look stunning. Us girls always do.

I have gotten a new bed, well it is the hoomans bed. Apperantly it is a King size because I take up so much room. Well more fool them I can now stretch out even more. Someone will have a very good night sleep tonight... I even heard them talk about getting me a pillow. My own pillow, I prefer to share dads
 
I went wimmin yesterday wiv my new friend Dan-tay. It was sooooo much fun! There were some little peeples there who were calling to me so I wam to them and splishsplahsploshed! Mum says my wimmin needs practice - that's OK I'll go wimmin any time!

THEN Mum took me home and we went for ANUVVER walk in the forest! It was SO brillyunt and I got all excited and frothy. Mum took this photo of me with a frothtache.

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Norfolk
I've bin gettin on Mum's nerves :D - I've bin barkin at the sunlite and the branches waving at me through the window. Mum moved me so then I did barkin at the flashin detector thing (Mum said it's a CO2 detector :unsure: ). Now Mum has sent me to sit in the kitchin :( I might bark at the thing in the corner now.

Ripple
 

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Location
Devon, UK
Well done Ripple, that’s REALLY good training. I’ll haff to work on my hoomans, they never getit when I start fussing at boring box watching time. Tonight I got a boring block of ice to play with, snot good enuff.

* Kipper *
 
Today has been very very stressful!

Mummy has been coming at me with these wet things that go in my eye ALL DAY! I don’t like it one bit - I’ve made that clear but she will not go away!!!!

It’s a bit ridiculous really - she appears really quietly as though I’m not going to hear her when I’m trying to sleep. Or she keeps trying to hug me then get one quickly in my eye but she’s absolutely rubbish at it because I’m so good at scaping.

Now I’m voiding her and daddy because he’s helping too.

My eye hurts though :(

Stanley
 

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Location
Devon, UK
Poor Stanley- sometimes it’s very spishus when the two of ‘em appear together. I’ve learned to runaway when that happens, no good can come of it. I hope your eye feels better very soon. Mine hurt like yours when I was littler and I had cream forit that came outov a little tube. not what I’d call cream. Yuck!

* Kipper *
 
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