The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Today on the More I played wiv fore big dogs! They awl came bownsing over to me togevver and I wos a bit frytend but Mother sed not to be frytend and she sed it wos just like playin wiv too Keirs an too Echoes so I played wiv them an we did running Veryvery fast an chaysin an it wos luvlee! Mother wos tawkin to the big dogs Mothers an they sed I wos Veryvery sweet an Veryvery small. After they had gon I sed to Mother Am I reely Veryvery small? An Mother sed Not reely Veryvery small, just Smallbutpurficklyformed. So I fink that's awlrite isn't it?
Yor frend
GGJ (Smallbutpurficklyformed)xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

Smallbutpurficklyformed

GGJ my bumlaydee calls me this too. I wunder if we are related?

 

[Lab_adore]

Is smallbutpurficklyformed the same as bigandclumsyandbouncy GGJ an Chewie frens?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I couldn't walk so i went to see bum lady in specul doggie ambulance. I'm ome now I'm ok and avin a nap
Iver the wobbly

 

[edzbird]

WHat've you done wobbly Iver?

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

They can't find anything wrong wiv me. Bum lady not sure. I'm walking after pain drugs so gings got under her evil eye.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am still wobbly but ave ad some specul medisin so am sleepy.zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[edzbird]

Wee ar sleepee but that beecuz wee ar laiyzee Zzzzzzzzzzz

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm sleepzys cos I'm off me t*ts.
Tarimoor high as a kite.

 

[Candy]

GGJ my bumlaydee calls me this too. I wunder if we are related?

Oooh! Praps we are hansum Mr. Chewie! Ennyway I am shoor we wood be good frends!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Is smallbutpurficklyformed the same as bigandclumsyandbouncy GGJ an Chewie frens?

Hello Maxx wiv too kisses, I wos not shoor abowt this so I asked Mother. She sed probly Notkwitethesame.
But I fink I luv yoo ennyway,
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

I'm sleepzys cos I'm off me t*ts.
Tarimoor high as a kite.

Oh Iver! Me an Mother wurree abowt yoo an hope yoo is awlrite.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Wot is t*ts plees?

 

[MrChew]

Oh Iver! Me an Mother wurree abowt yoo an hope yoo is awlrite.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Wot is t*ts plees?

My mum sed they are little birdies.

 

[Candy]

My mum sed they are little birdies.

Oh yes! Of corse! We hav got those little birdies in our gardin! I am awlways chasin the Badbadcats away to keep them off my t*ts!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Bit less wobbly to day. Parrently I'm stayin in an not doin runin an jumpin. Ging says yes day are teeny birdies.i feel sleepy again. Big hugs

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello Maxx wiv too kisses, I wos not shoor abowt this so I asked Mother. She sed probly Notkwitethesame.
But I fink I luv yoo ennyway,
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

I luv yoo too GGJ .
Your Fren
Maxx

pee ess: I don like them badbadcats either

 

[Rosie]

Iver, mate, you're sounding weird.
Have you had enough FOOD?
Pongo
(hungry)

 

[kateincornwall]

Ana is here , I can see her threw the window , she is gettin me frend Mia in the van an its my tern nexcst , I am neerly weting meself with egsitment now , of I go, Roobin xx

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm helpin' Dad with the noo fense

 

[Jacqui-S]

He lukz like he needz help Maxx.
Mayk shur he gets it strayt.

Lilly x