The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Plaiyd Mowssee in the gardin toodaiye. Me an Coco. Brilleeyunt fun.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[kateincornwall]

Bin getin Mummy up in the nite cos I had to poo but reely I jus wanted to sea Mummy and sneek into her bed , don tell her pleese cos its a secrit , Roobin xxx

 

[Candy]

Today on the more I fownd a Narnaskin! I snaffled it Veryvery fast befaw Mother cood stop me. Twas deelishus! Then I did Swimmy fetch an Find it an then we jus warked a bit an then I fownd a noo boll! I am a bit of a Nexpert at finding bolls. Then at teetime I had Speshul Tee! Sardeens an vejitubbles! Twas Veryvery nice. Then I helped Mother wiv puttin stuff in Kongs. Now I am by the Fireinametalbox. Mother keeps lookin at me and sayin Ar yoo awlrite Joy? An I say Yes Fanks Mother I hav had a Luvlee Day.
I fink I got speshul tee becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

A big dog hoo looks like our fren Piggy did bop me on the nose wif his big pore. So I barked at him and then he bopped me on the head! Mum had to sit down cos she was larfing so hard - meanie. It was very undognified

 

[Candy]

My tee wos Reely Reely late today! Fort I wos going to fade away an STARVE!!! Mother wos not there to give me my tee! Wen she got back she sed Veryvery sorry Joyjoy but I had to go for my vackseenayshun.
Well, I fink I hav had enuf vackseenayshuns beefor and they hav Neverever made me miss my tee!
Pee Ess vackseenayshun is a Veryvery long werd.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

My tummy has been verriverri good since I stopped eeting chikin (sad, I no) but I did another gross poo today. Mite be all the roo poo I snakked on in roo valley. Wuz nice of them to leave a buffet lying arownd. Hopefully. Mum is stressin about it now. She was a bit sad to begin with an now she is worryin about the poo.

 

[Candy]

I hav been in the car! I hav come to the house with no stairs for a Noliday! I hav had a nice wark an I hav played in the Bigbig gardin an I hav been in the POND! Then I had my tea, late agen, fings is slipping, then I had Kong an now I will have a snooze on my bed. Mother an Uncle Guy an Auntie Jenny is havin Beer becos it is a Noliday.
Sluvlee!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Enjoy your ‘Noliday’ gentle good girl. It sounds very citing and luvlee.
Ferguts x

 

[edzbird]

HAiyte dogs. So friytuning.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[VanillaBean]

We are in the house on wheels. Tonight we took daddy for a long walk to check the neighbourhood out. We had to make sure it was safe so out we went. We'll it is, we knew it was anyhow but just wanted a long walk.
Very tired now so sleepy time...

V & H

 

[SwampDonkey]

I did lots of running about today so I am very sleepy now. Handsome and sleepy yes that's me. I'm modest too.

 

[Stacia]

Divine xxx

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin Playgwoop , a eggstra day so Mummy can rest her poowy leg but I dint mind cos I plaid and plaid with Mia . I herd Anna torking to Mummy jus now wen she browt me home , she sed I was a gud boy but there is a new kid on the bloc he is caled Gunner an he has got his balls like me an he finks he is top dog, well he is not, oh no, stuff that Gunner . Parently we had a bit of a growel but Anna sed it was all noyse an after that we dint take ani notis of eech ova , Anna sed I luvs the girls best , Roobin x

 

[snowbunny]

We had finnished owr evenin wok an wuz abowt to go in the gayte wen I did smell sumfin delishus. I set off at my trottrottrot an then Mum colled me but I did look over my showlder an grinned at her cuz no way woz I gunna not see that delishus smell.
Well, Mum did follow after me an she thort I had gon to the compost heep an I had but it wunt compost I had smelled it woz a luvlee rotten bunnee!!

Mum did skweek an grabbed my collar an I did drop the stinkee bunnee an then she sed EwLoonaMaggits cuz it did brake open when I dropped it an riggly worms did foll out.

I reely wonted to eet it but she sed NoLoonaIzDiscusting an gave me a HOLE packit of yummy lamb goo instead.

I fink I will go see if its still there tomorrow tho Dad did say somfin abowt a shuvvel an a binbag.

Squidge

 

[VanillaBean]

Squidge - I am very sorry you did not manage to taste or eat it to it's fullest. I had that on our walk over the weekend when we are in 'house in wheels' we walked passed, and I could not believe it when I just walked passed it but I quickly turned around and went back. It was a dead bunny, and I sniffed it and then my big sista came to and we sniffed picked it up. then just as about to eat it mummy said to leave it....not fair.

But at least got a small taste.

H

 

[Lab_adore]

I found a dead rat in the park the other day an meanie Dad took it off me.

Frens, there is SO MUCH water from the sky! Mum sed we need to build a nark. I don know what a nark is but I hope I can eat it.

 

[MrChew]

I don like it.

 

[Lab_adore]

I don like it.

me neeva Chewie, can't play outside or nuffin

 

[edzbird]

We are going to Our Field today. Mum has promised. We can runandrunandRUN and jump in the troff (?sp) of water. She says "in 2 hours" but I don't know really when that means. Don't know if it will have WetFromAbove. Wait & see.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

me neeva Chewie, can't play outside or nuffin

I got allwet and then lay down on the hooman puppies armchair and then on mummy's pillow before she could towel me. Heehee.