The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Yesterdays I fownd a big bag of mars mellows, I eeted one and it wos yum . Then Mum said not for Toffee boys and tooked then away . It’s eetster Mum that means I shuld be able to eet eveyfings yummy.

(She wuldnt let me eet the choccy cake I fownd this mornin eiver )

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[edzbird]

we dun get choklit lass niyte eether Toffee. Mum AND dad bowthe had egs in choklit an nevva sherrd them. Not faiyrre.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

I sneakily opened the gate wiv my teefs. I wanted to get Rawi but ging sad no getting Rawi. She took me into top garden. So I sneaked wiv my clever teefs and moved the catch so it opened. Bingo! get Rawi!
Bad boi Iver

 

[edzbird]

Iver yoo so clevva - I do wont to owpen ower gaites but dun nowe howe.

The oyul de livvery man did leev it owpen a bit the uther week an I just pushd an owte I slippd but the gaiyte did shut be hiyne me an I dun knowe howe to get in so I stand an look sad an Coco did BARK a speshul BARK an mum caiyme to see whiye and she sed "Oh Meg! How ever did you get out there? Lucky no-one came else they'd have been savaged" - haha ma - yess I wood savij them oh yes.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

I can't believe it I just found an unattended loaf Inna Field. I got to eat some before ging nicked it. She found a dead pigeon too fink she bought it home to eat latter.
Rory bread deprived Dog

 

[Lab_adore]

My Dad is home an we even went for a walk today and I did zoomies in the park. He walks crooked and looks like he needs a few naps but my tail neerly waggled off when he came home

 

[Candy]

Today me and Mother went to the More. Mother frew me boll into the pond an I swamswamswam for it Veryvery fast but it wos gon! I looked an looked for it Veryvery hard an I did swim roundanroundanround but still No Boll. Mother wos callin ComebackJoyjoy! It has Sunk! She wos wavin treets at me an Liverpaste but I reelyreely wonted me boll. In the end I did swim back to Mother. I did cry a little bit but I got cuddles an treets an felt better then. Wot is Sunk thowe? I fink I doenlike Sunk. I hope I Neverever do Sunk.
Yor frend, confoosed but not Sunk
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

I no how yoo feel, GGJ. My kong has dissappeerd so mum gave me my banana in a cardbord box. At first I coodn’t get it, but mum sez she thinks I must hav dun cos the box is torn up and there’s no banana left…

Tuppy

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bought a bucket of water in the house it was very splashy. Ging was a bit squeeky about it all. I thought it was fun.
Iver Mr splishy

 

[SwampDonkey]

We saw a munti. We saw a munti. We was not scared.
I&R.

 

[SteffiS]

We seed muntis lodes and lodes, I am not loud to chase them But I reeally wants to.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

We was good Toffee we stayed but one of us might have had to go on their lead just in case.

 

[Lab_adore]

Evil Munties!

 

[MrChew]

Omg I made a noo fren today called Deeyego who came to get rid of a naughty rat (what rat? I am unaware of a rat?). He have me so many pats and I was sooooo excited but then mummy put me in the bedroom so he could get his work done safely. Hmph.

And then I did not notice the grocery delivery arriving because I was busy sleeping. Business as usual.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Don't eat that Rawi

 

[edzbird]

We saw the Train. Meg(an) Sparkle is frightened of it. It spits steam & the men wave to us. She says not frightened but she jumps then barks then pretends it was HER who frightened IT away. Then we saw a tractor an she was exactly the same. She is such a scaredy-dog but I would protect her if mum n dad didn't..but they do. So we went out & came home with no harm.

- Coco

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

I love all your adventures and wish ML would remember to let me come here and read them more often. Though I must say, mis amigos, your funny roastbeef accents can be quite hard to understand for a Spanish gentleman whose native language is not Eeeeenglish. I do not know what you all are talking about most of the time! Pero no hay problema porque puedo imaginar que es dificil para vosotros comprenderme tambien. See, I can talk all funny too!

 

[Candy]

Si si, Señor Carbón, mi amigo muy guapo!
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, Mother helpt.

 

[edzbird]

Hole La mee ameegowe Mossyoor Senyoor Carbon.

Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

PS Coco Helppd.

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Frens , I had a funny ol time I have . I did go to see me nerses and then I did go to sleepy byes an wen I waked up, I had me speshul shirt fing on an I loves it . Yesterday Mummy did take me shirt off cos she fort I mite like to be wivowt it but I dint , I wanted it bak on . I geting treets cos Mummy an Daddy sed I am brave , but gess wot , the nerses cut of sum of me luvly fur , wot a cheek , love Roobin xxx