The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Roobin, Roobin, my frend, pleese Do Not Wurry abowt havin yor luvlee fur cut off. I spect it is black an Veryvery shiney like mine an now I will tell yoo a speshul seecret.......IT GROWES BACK!!!
An it is just as shiney an bootiful as before!
So keep yor speshul shirt fing on to keep warmansnug an soonsoon yoo will have all yor noo luvlee fur.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Parodius]

Does enyone one else have a weally stoopid hooman? Sum days after afternoon walkies, mummy gibs me gravy bones with peenut butter on, but she puts them in this annoyin ‘not a real bone’ thing and I has to get them out. It’s fun for a bit but then I gets bored so dump it on mummy’s lap an demand she get it out wiv her fingers and I licks it. She always moans an says I is gross but if she just gave them to me she wouldn’t av to do it?! Stoopid.

Neo (the One)

 

[edzbird]

Spot on there, young Neo, you are right.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Yeah Neo Fren, they puts bits of carrut in my big 'un bone an then I havta tip it an tip it an it's so frustratin'!

 

[Candy]

Neo, yoo is gettin the idea abowt our hoomans kwite well for a yung dog. However wot yoo has forgot is that we must also make them larf!
So we must pretend to find awl this stuff diffycoolt an confoosing an then they will larf an larf evrytime an giv us Moor!
Yor older an wiser frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

The ratto was in my water bowl making a racket an I din even get off the bed under the covers. Yawn. So sleepy. Mummy and daddy got up and took care of it while I snoozed.

Mum sed there wuz anuvver hole that the hoomans have plugged an it might take a few days for the bait to work.

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooh Chewie Fren, a ratto or two got into my kibble wunce and they had the CHUCK IT OUT! The kibble I meen. Dad wasn happy an neever was I

 

[MrChew]

Oooh Chewie Fren, a ratto or two got into my kibble wunce and they had the CHUCK IT OUT! The kibble I meen. Dad wasn happy an neever was I

But fren, did you notice before your mum and dad told you?

 

[Lab_adore]

nah, they only showed me where the ratto chewed through the green bin where the preshus kibble was stored in the owtside cubbud. Now, I got a good set of teefs on me but boy, they reely must have good wuns cos I tried to choo through one of them bins wunce an I coodnt

 

[SwampDonkey]

I went on a big countri walk it was top.
Laters Iver

 

[Selina27]

Well frens I hav had a luvlee aftanoon I hav bean two meet Fren Red, She has cum west on one of her Adventures and we went four tee. we had a walk around the dog feeld and then we hada Kong, her persun brought won for me wiv turkee in it and it wos luvverlee. It took me a while to eat it all and although Red had finnshed hers she wos so polyte and diddant try to eat mine, how good wos that ? @Atemas
Red has luvlee peeple.
Red is sweet and gentil and lady like, an very pretty .
(I did get justa littel bit ovvathetop but not as much as I do sometimes )

Luv

Cassseee Ooo

 

[SwampDonkey]

I found pants again today. We were miles away from home, deep in the fields and I found man pants. I showed ging she was very impressed. I displayed them proudly. I have skills.
Rory the pant hound.

 

[chrisc831]

I found pants again today. We were miles away from home, deep in the fields and I found man pants. I showed ging she was very impressed. I displayed them proudly. I have skills.
Rory the pant hound.

Oh Rawi, we are not wurvy, not at all, nuffink no. Youz is the king of assorted findin fings.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh Rawi, we are not wurvy, not at all, nuffink no. Youz is the king of assorted findin fings.

They were a very nice big flappy pair cuz

 

[SteffiS]

I ave been a bit sad this week, Mum did be buzy and goin aways, then she comed bak and took me for my wolks and I wos attacked by stingy nettles . They stoled my bol and hurted all my face wen I tried to get it bak, I got stinged on my eye and my noses and my mowth.
Mum did give me medicins and I feelin better this mornins - and I did give the stingy nettles a big glare on my wolks this mornins .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Loraseal]

Stingy nettles like to bite me willy! My mama sed sum norty words when I weed on them and it got ouwchy.
I feel ye pijn Toffee.
Give them BIG starey glares cauz that is wot I do.
Wuff Hunter

 

[SteffiS]

Stingy nettles like to bite me willy! My mama sed sum norty words when I weed on them and it got ouwchy.

Oh no Hunter, I is goin to keep my willy tidied away if I go near them stingys again, I don’t want an ouwchy on my willy .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Boyz Boyz what I do is give me Willie a good old lick. It will feel better and so will you. In fact I might go and give it a good old lick now, you know just in case.
Laters iver

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey frens , I bin for a walk an not on me leed , on no , I was not on the drated fing at all an it was ace I tell you . Then Mummy sed that aunti and Carbon are cumin here for lunsh on Sunday cos I is aloud to play now an it is egsitin , love an liks Roobin xxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, best thing eva is to jump on the big bed wif Mum and Dad and give your willy a barf. For about twenny minnutes. They like that