- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
We all ran off while we were out today. Mum just stood for a minute with her mouth open and then started yelling. We didn't come back for ages though. She was very quiet on the way home.
Amber.
Amber.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Isle of Man
Jin is nice....or so my 2 Galoots say. I think they will have some later....or soon..
- Coco
My galoots haf had jin and then chikkin an I definitely herd them sayin they were makkin more grey V so I kin had some on my brekfast. YUM! GoodGirlJoy, I don like bad manners neither- we’d play nicean gentle, maybe one day we can! Back to sleep for me now, Curly says we haff a ‘citing dayov traynin tomorrow. Sossigis!!
*Kipper*
*Kipper*
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I can come an look after you goodgirljoy. I'm all growd up now I'm one an vet said I'm a MASSIVEBOYDOG jus like those bad boys so I can knock them over with my big bum.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Max, can you come now to look after me? Oh, Mother says you are a longlong wayaway. She says it wood be luvley to see you and even thow you are a MASSIVEBOYDOG she thinks you wood have manners. I am shore she is rite about this, Mother is neely always rite, well that's wot she ses. I am older than you but smaller I think. I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Location
- Isle of Man
Oh DOG! My 2 Galoots had TurkEE before their jin. So goooood. Me n the little lady had some. There is lots left over.......I saw mum put it in the big white cold cupboard thing.
- Coco
- Coco
I chased phessies. I can die happy.
Oh no actually I can’t die yet I have to go find more phessies. They are not going to chase themselves, are they? A pig’s work is never done.
Oh no actually I can’t die yet I have to go find more phessies. They are not going to chase themselves, are they? A pig’s work is never done.
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
I got a handful of food today. A handful.
You eat one 2kg bag of food and everyone is all squealing and ‘restricting portions’
I is contacting RSPCA. Starvation that’s what this is.
You eat one 2kg bag of food and everyone is all squealing and ‘restricting portions’
I is contacting RSPCA. Starvation that’s what this is.
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
You no that small blak fing ? Well we all went to see it again yesterday and, it licked my face , cheek of it ! Acchully , it isn't reely that bad , it licks a lot and taists of chikin . Mummy sed that next time we see it , we are bring it here, to my howse ! , praps its just for a visit , Nelly xx
- Location
- Isle of Man
Err...Nelly, we did bring Meg(an) Sparkle home for a visit....an she's still here. Sharin' my stuff. I mean I don't mind, we have so much fun, but I did rather expect she'd be goin back some time.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Maslow that's crewel, only a hanful of food! So what you ate a 2kg bag? Dussent matter, that what labbydors do
Kipper somethin''s afoot here too cos it takes me less time to hoover my food an im even more hungry than normal. So I watched Dad this mornin' and he took the cup full of bikkies out and....and....and...HE PUT SOME BACK IN THE BAG! It's a disaster
Nelly I think it will be nice to have a new fren at home even if its a small black thing. You can play with him and steal his toys.
Kipper somethin''s afoot here too cos it takes me less time to hoover my food an im even more hungry than normal. So I watched Dad this mornin' and he took the cup full of bikkies out and....and....and...HE PUT SOME BACK IN THE BAG! It's a disaster
Nelly I think it will be nice to have a new fren at home even if its a small black thing. You can play with him and steal his toys.
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Maslow, that happened to me once! I was staying with my mate Alfie and his hoomans just leev his food out an open an he leaves it! I think he’s a fake labbydor. Anyway it just fell into my mouth - you know how that happens - an when Mum came to feed me she said I wiz the size of a house an because she was very noo at Labbyness, she took me to the merjensy bum lady who took pitchurs of my insides which were super full of yummy.
But then - THEN! - I had to be starved for TWO HOLE DAYS!!! No food for two days!!! None!!! Just some silly medsun which didn’t even touch the sides.
It wiz three and a haff years ago an I’m still trawmatized
Shadow
But then - THEN! - I had to be starved for TWO HOLE DAYS!!! No food for two days!!! None!!! Just some silly medsun which didn’t even touch the sides.
It wiz three and a haff years ago an I’m still trawmatized
Shadow
PDSD Shadow?
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I have been mesherd. Mother did it with a thing cawled a tapemesher. I do not no why. She ses I will get a present soon. It's not even nearly my birfday. Not shoor what is goin on. Has any other dog been mesherd? Wot happend next plees? I hope it is nice becos I am GoodGirlJoy.
When I get taped I get nice new things
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Oh thankyou Rory! I wos getting a bit wurried about wot it all ment. Nice new things? I new you wood cheer me up!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I like poo too Ripple. Some is for eetin and some is for rowlin in!I have not eeted poo since my tummy was poorly, Mum thought I had forgoten poo, but today there wos a poo smell so delicious I ranned and ranned and eeted it all up. Mum is very, very cross
- but I don't care
- it wos so licious.
Ripple
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
I have trained mummy so well. When I want to play ball I sit and stare at her and she gets the ball and plays. When I want a meaty treat I sit and stare at the cold cupboard thingy and she gets me some meat. I woof quietly at her if I'd prefer a biscuit and she gets me one. How good a trainer am I???
Alex.
Alex.
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Mummy has been bying fings today , she went to petsatome and had a little bone shaped fing engwaved , and it isn't for me, cos I got one . Then she bort a massive botel of stuff called disinfectant , she says its for when the small blak fing tiddles in the house , dirty little devil I fink , Nelly x