The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Hey frens , I had somefink caled hoprashun . It was teribal frens , I felt like for too days an then, then I had to stay on me leed forever . I have got a litel hole in me ankal but it dont hert / nerses have bin kind an give me treets so thats gud and Mummy cooks nice food for me an I fink I can have propa walks soon . love an licks Roobin xxx

 

[edzbird]

nerses have bin kind an give me treets

The best, Reuben.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Poor fella. I 2 have had this thingy many times and have had holes everywhere. Just try to relax take the nasty medicine eat treats. You'll be better in no time. Luv Rory
Ps iver is a sleep but would send luv he was awake.

 

[Lab_adore]

I have bin poorly frens, my tummy hurt an I didn eet for 2 hole days. Feelin' a bit better now, jus tyred

 

[Selina27]

Get well soon Maxx

Luv from your Black Syster Up Above xx

 

[Candy]

Maxx, I fink yoo must hav lots of extra food and TREETS now, to make shoor yoo do not get DANEJERUSSLY FIN!
Yor friend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Oh Maxx, TWO WHOLE DAYS! You need to get some foods in you now, friend xx

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

mums givun me an owchy this mornin. I meen I yam bleedin mucho from me spottee foot. She did kut me nayles, wich acshullee i dont miynde ennee mor, but she nevva has maiyde ennee bludd liyke this. She woz orl sorree, but I acshullee nevva felt it. Is anoyin me nowe thowe, needs lik lik lik. Got a biskit.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Oh no. I've got a squirty bum. Again. Was feeling fine though...then....well mum was out an I really REALLY needed to poo. I did get most of it on the mat...but lots of it did miss the mat too. I felt soooo terrible. An Ms Sparkle said it did smell an we wouldn't get away with it. Well when mum did come in seemed like years later she did just let us out and that was that. Like nothing had happened. Except we did have some gentle cuddles and kind words.. And then the poo was (nearly) gone. Have never done a poo in the house an I really didn't like it.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Oh Coco, I am Veryvery sorree that you hav Squirteebum agen, it sounds most dogstressing.
I do hope yoo is feeling better Veryvery soon.
Yor friend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

@Coco
I duz it awl the time.
Hoomums ar adaptable.
Chill.

Lilly xx

 

[Selina27]

Merie chrissmus to my frens alaround theworld.
Me festiv brekfest. Fort you guys mite like it

 

[edzbird]

Eggcellent Cassie! We just had our usual, which was nice. Had some ham yesetrday, No sign of duck <sigh>.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

I dun a poo in the howsse lass week wich I downt reelly caire abowte ekssept it seems I yam not alowde CHEEZ this mowment wich meens Coco orlso not alowde CHEEZ. Sposed to be Chrissmuss too. Had ham. Smol peese of ham. Veri niysse.

- Me(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[MrChew]

I dun a poo in the howsse lass week wich I downt reelly caire abowte ekssept it seems I yam not alowde CHEEZ this mowment wich meens Coco orlso not alowde CHEEZ. Sposed to be Chrissmuss too. Had ham. Smol peese of ham. Veri niysse.

- Me(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Wot. No cheese? Snot rite. What about the GDT (Good Dog Tax?) the hoomans are supposed to pay whenever they open the cheese? That's wut my dad calls it.

 

[Selina27]

We just had our usual

Is me ushall Coco, But I dont usullee get sausage stuck in it.

 

[edzbird]

We did get a Present. We did get an empty bottle. It's the best thing ever. You can play Tug, chew, fetch, destroy....

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Merie chrissmus to my frens alaround theworld.
Me festiv brekfest. Fort you guys mite like it

Cas Cas Cas! I stole a boX of eggs....... Rory xxx

 

[edzbird]

Rory yoo ar the BEST.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rory yoo ar the BEST.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Ging chased me got em off me then gave me one and mean just one. One!