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edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Whoops I did it again.... and you're right Lilly, it gets easier. Actually the People did come home yesterday and discover a giant poo in the house but we kept shtum an they didn't know it was me. Meg(an) Sparkle neerly gave it away by bursting into the garden with glee to run around with the big orange ball, an I kept my cool an greeted them without remorse.
I was bursting for a poo an there was no one to let me out an no mat since I pood on the last one so over the carpet it went. M'hoosive!

Since then, I've been rumbled as I do same poo type in the garden an my Sparkle girl done proper poo.

?christmas excess. :xmasparty:

- Coco
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
Well frens, life has returned to normul now Mum and Dad are back from yoorup and yookay. Its too hot but we got the white box that blows cold air so its hokay. Mum sed she met labbadore frens in yookay and that was luvly. She showed me a pitcha of noo puppy fren Stanley and sed she met his Mum, an Kipper and Stiltons mum and Lilys mum an also Aunty Feona in spain an even had cuddles wif Loona an Bella. I yam very jellus an I tried reel hard to dig a whole to UK on the beech but maybe next time
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Juss had me nayuls cut with reellee sharp clippees. Did not liyke. Pulled an skwermd me tootsees awaiye but snip snip snip she went. "Meg,you cannot feel this, it is the thinnest slice of nail". Well it feeyls liyke she cut me feet off agen. No blud this tiyme.
This, on top of me visit to the Bum Man yisterdaiye, well I need a liye downe nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
SwampDonkey

SwampDonkey

edzbird said:
Juss had me nayuls cut with reellee sharp clippees. Did not liyke. Pulled an skwermd me tootsees awaiye but snip snip snip she went. "Meg,you cannot feel this, it is the thinnest slice of nail". Well it feeyls liyke she cut me feet off agen. No blud this tiyme.
This, on top of me visit to the Bum Man yisterdaiye, well I need a liye downe nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
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You are so brave, we do admire you courageous lady ♥
 
kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
Hello Frens , it is non labrador Nelly here to say Hello xx Somfink horid hapend to me an I ended up in ospital but the nerses were very kind to me . I had to stay there for three dais an they kept making me sleep whyle they did fings to me an had to take one of me legs off cos it was very brokin . Then Mummy did fech me an I came home but I did have a big hole in me side and then I did get infecshun in it and oh what a palaver it all was an then I did have to sleep agin and Vet lady did sew up the hole wiv lots of stitches . I had to have a plastic cone fing on me hed for a long time but now everyfing is heeld up so I dont have that fing on me hed and no silly froks on . Big brother Roobin has bin lookin after me an lots of peeple seem to no who I am , am I some sort of celebritee now ? I have lerned to walk wiv three legs but I get tired , but Frens , I hav a speshul buggy to ride in so thats fine . I hope all of yous is okay , love from Nelly the non labrador xxxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
edzbird said:
Thaiye are grate, GGJ. mum sez HEEBAY. She sed "meedyum" bol a bit smol so she will get bigga wons. I fink meedym is ok. mum sez i miyte swollowe it. Sed thaiye wer to yooz at vets!!!! I downt think sowe mum.

She just stuk a fyoo of ower kibblee bits in - ded speshal it woz.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
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Fankyoo Veryvery much Ms Sparkle. I will politely ask Mother to go to HEEBAY today. I will tell her I need EXTRA LARGE bolls becos of being a Labadore.
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
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