The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Selina27]

Well frends, tis Veryvery hot here, speshshally if you've got black fur, like Me, and Mother has been taking me for walks Veryvery erly, even BEFORE BREAKFAST! (Hers, not mine, but WOT ABOUT MY TOAST?) So thismorning we set off as yooshual and harfway over the bridge I cleverlee sat down and wood not move until we were heading back home. I am happy to report that this straturjee has prooved Most Suckseesful. Mother sed 'Awlrite, it is hot, isent it?' And we terned rownd and went Home For Toast. Here is a pickcher of Me, awl reddy to help with the toast.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy. (Expert Toast Helper)View attachment 48106

Deer geegee Joy.
Congrats on yore stratajee. I cud knot have dun better myself. Ecksalent werk.

Yores in ore
Cassseeee Oooo

 

[SwampDonkey]

We've been going out when it's still dark. Ging is nuts.
Dunc & Iver

 

[edzbird]

Well frends, tis Veryvery hot here, speshshally if you've got black fur, like Me, and Mother has been taking me for walks Veryvery erly, even BEFORE BREAKFAST! (Hers, not mine, but WOT ABOUT MY TOAST?) So thismorning we set off as yooshual and harfway over the bridge I cleverlee sat down and wood not move until we were heading back home. I am happy to report that this straturjee has prooved Most Suckseesful. Mother sed 'Awlrite, it is hot, isent it?' And we terned rownd and went Home For Toast. Here is a pickcher of Me, awl reddy to help with the toast.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy. (Expert Toast Helper)View attachment 48106

Well done GGJ, that is a Most Excellent Straturjee for an early Toast. Very cunning.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

we bin juss a floppin abowte, is tooooo HOT. We did get Hoze owte the uther daiye, but mum sez "no no Meg, it's too hot even for Hoze", so we is swoonin' liyke Reejensee Laiydees, or that wots mum iz sayin.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[MrChew]

Odd. My howse is verree cold. I have to skwash mum and dad extra hard at nite. I am carefool not to skwash The Baby tho becos he is only a Baby even tho he is almost as big as me now.

 

[MrChew]

Exciting nooz! Mum got a bag of dried fish.

They have such a deliteful perfyume. And taste amaaaaaazing.

 

[Candy]

Exciting nooz! Mum got a bag of dried fish.

They have such a deliteful perfyume. And taste amaaaaaazing.

I LoveLoveLove dried fish! Deelishus! Mother keeps it in a Speshal Tin. She ses tis to stop it Stinkinthehowseout. Strange, cos as yoo say, frend Chewie, the perfyume is deliteful. Funny fings, hoomans!
Yor frend,
GGJ.
Pee Ess, did me walk today and swimmy fetch. Toast wen we got home.

 

[Candy]

Hmmm.....tryed employing the No walk= erly Toast straturgee agen thismorning and it wos a Faylyer. We turned rownd and went home as per previus suxessful attempt but wot I had Not Taken into Accownt is that today is parentlee Not the Wee-kend, wich meens Helthy Brekfust, wich meens yogert and froot and Moosli, wich is Awlverywell, but NOT TOAST.
Yors Dis-gruntedlee,
GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess,
Mother ses tis awlrite, she dusn't reely mind No Walk becos it gives her more time for Dointhegardin.
I can bearlee contain my eggsitement.
GGJ.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Exciting nooz! Mum got a bag of dried fish.

They have such a deliteful perfyume. And taste amaaaaaazing.

Watch out for them Chewie mate they give you the shits if you have too many.
Rory