The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I had a messy tummy last night. I think it was because I didn’t eat enough rabbit poo yesterday. Anyway it is not polite to have a messy tummy in the garden so I told Pig-Daddy that I had to go to the field down the road instead. Pig-daddy said ‘Pig it’s 3:30 in the morning, you will go in the garden’. I said um no I won’t pig daddy, I will cry and cry and then poo on the floor if you don’t take me to the field. So pig daddy took me to the field. But then he got his revenge this morning because he hardly gave me any breakfast and then ‘forgot’ to tell Pig mummy to give me some more. I spent two hours stealing things and chomping my teeths at her before she called up pig daddy to ask him if he had fed me. I am a poor poor Pig. Does anyone’s mummy want to ‘dopt me? I will be good and not bring Indie Pindie?
 

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Ooohhh peeeezza Holly...peezza is so good. Mum mum makes 'em an I get the end bits.

I join the calling for more chippies!

Somethin' afoot at our place. The big clean continues an I heard the word 'party'. So long as it meens treets an people to play with me that's all good. I also herd somethin' about a chrissenin the next day and I'M NOT GOIN'!!! I'm apparently getting lots of frozen treets an a big bone but I will be all by myself for hours :'(. Mum told the fambly they have to hurry home cos they're worried about me. Well here's a thought...take me too! 'parrently Dogz not allowed in Cherch. Hmph
 
Maxx and Holly I had peezza to last night too. It is yummy with some cheezzeee on.

Pig you can come and live with me, but I dont think you have yet figured out how to get into the red or yellow box yet I did some research and something called crate on planes. That parrantly will work. I will send you details. You can then have some special poo here, like kangi poo..

Rory that is not fair, you look starved...I do that to and whine and rest my head on daddy's lap. Finally he gets the point...

Every larbradaors should have chips. I find them on my walks sometimes and daddy buys them sometimes at lunch if he is at home. Mummy does not agree...she is a mean one..
 
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