The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

Munties took over my sleep...


I have been away as been poorly. Pooked uo in back of daddys car because I ate a sponge on the beach, or something like that. It smelled really really bad after...

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Rory the Earth is sphere and has no upside side or downside side or sideways side. It all one side only all way round. So we all point up. My mummy told me that.

That’s not true, I fell off once.

 

[SteffiS]

That’s not true, I fell off once.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Well either that or my ears got stuck inside out when I was crawling under the sofa for my Kong. But I think I fell off the world.

 

[SteffiS]

Well either that or my ears got stuck inside out when I was crawling under the sofa for my Kong. But I think I fell off the world.

 

[Lab_adore]

Hi Vanilla, sorry to hear you are poorly. Hope you feel better soon

I went in the bog again today and drank it an Mum said I will be sick later just like before.

But the worst is...a big fluffy dog came to the dog park just as we were leavin' so I went to say hello AND HE BIT ME ON THE MOUTH. I yelped and ran behind Dad an now I have a sore that was bleeding...Dad put some nice cream on it an gave me lots of treats. Boy oh boy was Mum mad. I've never ever seen her so mad . I'm ok now but they are worried about 'fection

 

[Granca]

Oh, Maxx, that’s bad! Is your mouth very hurty? Can you still eat? Don’t get ‘fection, it’s not nice.

I hope you don’t meet that big fluffy dog again.

Wispa

 

[Oberon]

Oh no mean fluffy doggie! I hope it get no dinner. What a big scare. I had a ‘fection on my face and I had to wear a cone.

My friend Barney he got the end of his ear bit right off. I don’t think he got a ‘fection though.

Make sure they hoomans give you enough treats Maxx.

 

[edzbird]

Maxx, sossij is good for infection-fighting. And cheez.

-Dr Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Thanks Coco....I'm currently standing in front of Dad reminding him that it is 6.00pm AND DINNER TIME.

 

[Boogie]

Oh Maxx, hope youz ok. I agwee with Coco - sossij and cheez xx

 

[edzbird]

Well I've seen some sights, but this morning I couldn't believe what was before me. I was strutting my stuff on my brand new, bright red, double-ended lead..clipped on my harness AND collar, don't you know, when I saw a man walking a spotty CAT around his garden on a lead and harness!. Now normally I'd be up for a chase, well I'd have a jolly good lunge, but my eyes made my head go woolly and I forgot myself...and I just walked on having done a double take. What ever next?

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy fort it wud be a good idea to take me into the shower fing wiv her this morning , how rong she was , she wont be doing that again in a hury, Nelly xx

 

[Jen]

We’re going to a barbeeeequeeee! My best friend Basil is going to be there!

Mummy says I have to be on my best behaviour.. I don’t think so mummy!

Stanley

 

[Beanwood]

I saw a head in the sky! I was very skeerd, and runned inside! Benson my brovver, was sooo brave! He stared at the head, and Casper my big brovver barked at it!!! Mummy laughed and said I was brave, don't think I was brave though. How can a head float in the sky? Where was it's body???

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oer! Is that a munty?
Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yep they get everywhere.

 

[Lab_adore]

Not the muntys.....take cover, run for your lives!!!

 

[Oberon]

I think the boddy is the bit hanging below. It very small. I dunno where the wings are though. We get them things here. They go over our house. But usually not have a face like that one. They roar loud and breathe out fire. One time one landed near where mummy’s hors lives and all other hors got a fright and one hors ran right through fence and hurt hiself. Not mummy hors though.

 

[SteffiS]

Well I wos jus minding my own busyness in the garden and Mum said 'oh you did eat that bit of plastic yesterday Ripple' - no definitely wosn't me (how did Mum know?)

Ripple