The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

I just sicked it was horrid I feel bad.

I ate somefing on my walk and I wos and then I wos and and and . Mum said 'trust you we're miles from the car' . It wos a slow walk back, but then I had a sleep and I feel better . I want my dinners now.

Ripple

 

[Natalie]

I woke mum up in the night and said I need a poo. Now. She thought I wanted an early breakfast as it was just getting light and I do that sometimes if I'm peckish. But I said mum I neeeeeed a pooooooo nowwwwww and she got up all sleepy and we went outside and I had a runny poo in three different places, aren't I clever. Then I lay down on the grass as it was nice and cool but mum said no, Monty it's foooroclock time for sleeeeps. I got five pieces of kibble for being a good boy and doing multi sited poos. ?

 

[Hollysdad]

I checked the wire in the exercise yard today while little noisy dog distracted the guards. I can't find a hole in the wire. Security in this prison is really good.

Sitting in the middle of the yard I could smell the river. I know that river so i can escape in know the way home.

Quiet dog spoke today. he suggests starting hiding in the yard and hoping that the guards don't notice if one less dog comes back, Its worth a try.

 

[Jacqui-S]

My Mum sayz she haz "The Grate Escaype" muzic in er head.
I dontz get it.....
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

why is all my friends sick? Get well soon xx

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

I hope all my sick frens feel better soon

 

[Cath]

me too ......Fred

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm ok now I had poachy fish a bit ago and no sick ups but just got caught eating grass again a told to go in the house cos I would do green sicks again. Parrently if you eat loads of grass you sick ups.

 

[HAH]

Well dun for keeping the poachy fish under, Roary. I dunno bout this grass eating being Not Good, I eatit when I got collywobbles but I eatit when I ain’t too. S’very confusing...

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got a norty tummy when it hurts I eats n eats n eats loads of grass so much it fills my tummy then it blocks my belly up and I sicks up loads. If your tum hurts don't eat loads if grass.i m lucky Ging stops me. One time I had to go to the bum lady cos I would eat and eat it the sick then eat it again I had jections to stop me sicking and stop my tummy hurting so I could stop. It was horrid ging was sad cos it was when Moo died

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum was very late home las night. She said she got stuck on a train 'cos some poor hooman got hit and dyed . I hope she didn get stuck like I did behind the cupboard when I went 'vestigating and then Dad had to help me back out. I don think Mum would enjoy being stuck like that

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no Rory...that sounds horrible. I don like the alient butt-probing bum man vet and I don like sicking up either. I haven tried grass yet

 

[HAH]

Poor Roary, that’s not fun at orl but thank dogness you got Ging to help you make the Right Choosing and Noteet grass. Bet you give her lotsov licks ? and nosy wuffles to say thanks x

 

[Naya]

Hi all, sorry but I’ve not bean able to get to a tappy fing. My mum and dad have gone on their holydays without me ?. They left me with Pat - she the hooman of my friends Gus, Amber and Maisie. What mum doesn’t know is that I’m havin amazin time here. I sleep with Pat ON HER BED and give her kisses every mornin which she laughs at. I get to spend ALL DAY with my friends, and when Mike comes home (Pat’s hooman OH), he takes is for a long 2nd walk.
I heard Pat tell mum today that she’s fallen in love with me and that she would like to keep me coz I’m so gud for her and play wiv her hooman grandchildren. I might make mum jelus when she gets home and stay wiv Pat ??

 

[Oberon]

Sorry Maxx that your mum was on a train that did run someone over

We have no grass in our yard whatsoever so I eat what I can get on walks. Then I sick it up on the carpet later if I feel like it.

 

[Lab_adore]

I think Mum was in a train that was behind the one that did run someone over. I bet she was glad she wasn't on the actual one 'cos that would have been sadder

We don't have any grass either Obi 'cept in the front yard an I don't go there cos it's near the street. There's some 'grass' on the deck for my wee patch but that's not reel grass. There's lots of grass at the river and at the reserve where we go walking so I'll try some of that. Not too much 'cos I don want to sick it up

 

[Oberon]

Sometimes mum talk about planting me some grass in a pot but she say trouble is the ducks will just eat it. Maybe I should eat the ducks and then I can have some grass in a pot for myself.

 

[Lab_adore]

I chase ducks at the river! They make funny noises. Not sure what I'm going to do if I catch one - do you think I should eat it?

 

[Oberon]

I dunno. I never been allowed catch one so I dunno. I do eat their poo but. You could try that. It nice.

 

[edzbird]

I see ducks through a hole in the wall..it is there for draining rain water into the river mum says, but I can see the ducks and they sit on the other side an quack horrible jibes and taunts at me so I try and get through the hole but mum has hold of my lead and I cannot quite get them and the flap and quack. And then they follow us along the river cuz they think we're going to feed them! Huh! And the thing is, duck is the bestest meat in the whole world..I love roast duck. Might look for poo instead.

- Coco