The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

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Oh I feel poorly, I have been sick this morning after my walk. Mum said sorry Annie no breakfast for you. It not fair Fred got some.
Well I am going to sleep now on the sofa................Annie
Did you eat a somefing on your walk like I did Annie?

Ripple
 

Hollysdad

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I'm freeeeee! Mum and dad reskood me.

We were having a discushun with clever-clogs collie. He wanted to make a bloon from poop bags so we could float over the fence. Then the guard came along and put my lead on. I thought I was going to be put in solitary, but she took me to a new place where mum was.

Dad got my bed and toys and put them in the car. I pulled my peeple to the car and jumped in.

When we got home I had a play with dad, then I had a big drink. Dad made my tea. Then I played spagety worms when mum and dad had tea. I've just had a game of tummy tickles and a chase around the garden. I'm so happy ?
 

HAH

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Devon, UK
Hip hip hoorayyyyy, well dun Holly! I'm so pleezed that you were reskood and given lots of plays and drinks and nosh. Spagety worms sound loads of fun.

* Kipper *
 

Hollysdad

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Thanks kipper. Spagety worms is great fun. Dad gets a big worm by one end and wriggles it. I have to try and eat it in one bite. They're very long and wriggly so it's quite hard so I jump at them and try to grade it near dads hand.
 
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HAH

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Devon, UK
WOW! I'm gonna tell my hoomansabout that, it sounds like lots of fun.

I did get a stick stuck in my mouth erliyer which made me walk around openin and closin my mouth an trying to rub it out with my paw, but it didn work; Curly and Beardy listened to me pretty quick but I didn want them in my mouf, but ventually they flipped it and pop! All fine. I wanted to play wiv it again, but they said 'noKipper' an gave me ice insted. Then they spent a long time lookin at the fence sayin 'mebbehedge?' and 'hastogo'. Now I'm sleepy, bin at playgroup all day with friends Flora thecolli an Ollee thecocka an a newpup corled Lucy who's a Labbydor like me but only 14 weeks old. She's a baby!

* Kipper *
 

Lab_adore

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Glad you're home Holly

I saw an absolutely 'normous bird yesterday! Mum said it was a pelikkan and it had a beak that I could fit into! I wanted to go and sniff it but Dad wouldn let me. Then it stretched out its wings and flew away! I thought it was too big to fly

Why can't we fly?

It was nice havin' mum on our arvo walk. I wish she could stay home everyday but if she don go to werk there won be any kibble :eek:
 
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I heard mummy talking about getting a cat!

I don’t want to share my attention with anyone! So I left smelly bum water on the couch and woke her up by being sick very enthusiastically this morning.

I’m going to show her how hard work I am and that will put her off ever getting another pet ever ever! Then I am still the centre of the world!

Stanley
 
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