The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jen]

I really like cats Annie! My Nanna has one called Bella and even though she hates me and sits in the plant pot outside I LOVE her and take her my toys so try and make her like me.

Ted looks like a great guy!

I just don’t want to share mummy with one. It’s been 2 long years to train her really well, I don’t want all my hard work undone!

Stanley

 

[Cath]

But Stanley when things go wrong you can always blame the cat ..............Annie

 

[Aitch]

If you train the cat properly it will knock food off the counter and you can eat it all.
My cats are lots of fun.

Amber.

 

[SteffiS]

I've got two cats Stanley. One is reeelly fun to chase, she's very silly and runs whenever I look at her, Mum doesn't like me doing the chasin though.
The other cat shares my cheeses and eets my kibble and keeps trying to get in my bed, I don't want a cat in my bed .

Ripple

 

[edzbird]

i can't get near cats. They run away. They need chasin'. We don't have a cat.

- Coco

 

[Jen]

Hmmm knocking food off the counter.. chasing them.. blaming them when I’m naughty.

I might have to rethink this cat thing, that all sounds pretty good!

Stanley

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I thought he looked like he could be interested in playing, so I threw him my ball 678 times

There’s your problem. You should have thrown him your balls 679 times. Persistence is rewarded in my experience. Love, the Wise Pig x

 

[MellowYellow]

HALLO EVERYONE!!! I am MERLIN!!!! Also known as Maelstrom. My mummy has never let me come on here before becuz she thought it was silly!!!!!! But I bovvered and bovvered until she gave in. We are on holiday!!! At the BEACH!!! It is brill. I can run and run and meet other doggies and splash and swim a bit and eat gross stuff and run some more! One day I flew!!! I jumped off a sea defense!!! It was BRILL but mummy and daddy and Poppy got all bovvvered and worried, but I was ok and I didn't even drop my dummy! But then yesterday I was sore, from too much running Mummy said so we had a quiet day at the cottige. It was BRILL. I lay on the couch and cuddled with Mum and ate lots and farted hahaha . Today I am better so we are going back to the BEACH which is my favoritest thing in the world!!! I LOVE it here!!!!!

Hello everyone. I am Poppy. I am sorry about Merlin, please excuse his behaviour (and his spelling), he is an idiot; he can't help it. I am also enjoying our holiday, although I prefer proper gun dog training. It is nice to meet you all, and I am enjoying reading about your exploits. Love, Poppy.

 

[Pepper]

Ello Merlin, Pepper here. I luv the beeeeeech too! I like diggin on the beach, spraying sand over everyone! Poppy seems very sensible, maybe some of your behaviour will rub off on her! ?

 

[Lab_adore]

Hi Merlin and Poppy, I love the beech too. We are upside down here is Oztraylya apparently but it doesn feel like it.

I don't like Muntys. We don't have them here but my yookay doggy frends keep telling me more about how sinister they are an I have nightmares. Rory even drew one an pretended that it was real with fangs an everything.

Maxx, the Munty hater.

 

[edzbird]

Hey! Merlin & Poppy! I've heard loads about you from mum, but it's super-dooper to really meet you - so to speak. Merlin - farting is the funniest thing EVER. I can make all sorts of noises - loud enough to rival my Hoomans

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Hiya Merlin an Poppy, I also LUFF the beech altho I hafent tried diggin like Pepper has, it sounds fun. I think you're the cleverest dog to beable to fly Merlin, if I cud learn I cud reach the pigins. I also luff fartin specially quietly an sometimes my hoomans blame each uther an it's very funny.

* Kipper *

 

[Cath]

Hello Merlin and Poppy its great to hear from you........Fred and Annie

 

[Aitch]

Hi Merlin and Poppy.
I have a Poppy too. She is lots more sensible than me. I like to do lots of stuff that mummy says is norty but Poppy is good all the time.
I also have an Alex. He is span-ish. He doesn't play and gets too much attention. All the attention should be mine. All of it!
I also have a Bear but he is old and no fun.

Amber.

 

[Hollysdad]

Hello Merlin and Poppy. My favouritist thing is swimming and mud and eating and snuggling with mum and dad. I don't have a beech but there are miles of woods and streams and muddy wallows where we live.

 

[Atemas]

Merlin and Poppy, me and Sky are going to the beach next week. We love the beach cos we can run and swim. Sky gets so excited that hervtail twizzles around in a circle non stop .

Red

 

[Ashley]

There’s your problem. You should have thrown him your balls 679 times. Persistence is rewarded in my experience. Love, the Wise Pig x

You're right, Pig. I gave up too soon. Next time I'm bringing all my balls too, not just one.

Quinn

 

[Cath]

Here is my new collar. Dad gave Mum the photo thing and she took my picture after lunch.

 

[edzbird]

Here is my new collar. Dad gave Mum the photo thing and she took my picture after lunch.

Oh I love you

- Coco

 

[Naya]

I’m home, I’m home, I’m home ??. Mum came and got me from Pat’s house coz they’re all h9me from hollydays. I tried to give her the cold shoulder, but couldn’t help myself giving her licks and pinning her to the floor for more licks. Pat told mum that I was sooooooo good that she was really going to miss me ?. Coz it’s been raining and is cooler mum just took me for a walk - we walked dad to the pub and left him there so me and mum can come home and have some munchies.....off I go...