The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Paraps she though was a bit of turf you'd got in you chops reubs?

 

[Lab_adore]

I. AM. HANGRY

 

[VanillaBean]

Hehehe...you on a dyet Maxx. I get extra food everytime my sista gets something I get something...but I think I get less on my walks though..

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had to come home from my walk cos I hurt myself today. I think I may loose a leg, it's got a big hole in it. I've been very brave and was only a bit limpy and upset....a little bit. Ging says I may survive its only a little divit missing. I'm having Sofa snuggles it may help me make it through the pain and anguish. It's a good job I'm super brave

 

[kateincornwall]

Worey, my hero , pleeeese get beter soon bravehart xxx I am sending you all my gorgusness to help you get well agin , Nelly xxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I can barely lift my brave head but you look gorgeous and very glamorous today. Must...rest....aggggg

 

[Granca]

Rory! What happened? You don’t need to do things like that to get cuddles! We know you’re super brave anyway, so just be careful - you don’t want to have to go to see the bum man, do you?

Wispa x

 

[kateincornwall]

I can barely lift my brave but you look gorgeous and very glamorous today. Must...rest....aggggg

 

[SwampDonkey]

Gings had got magic cream she rubbed it on I should manage

 

[snowbunny]

I bin playin' lots in the snow. Bin chasin' snowballs and bitin' kicky snow. An digging' fer kibbles. Herd sum noizes but I'm big n brayve now n they dint bother me. Love playin' in the snow wiv my Mum.

Willow

 

[kateincornwall]

Willow Willow , I bin playing in snow too ! Mummy sed I went crackerpup in our gardin this morning , it was fab , Nelly only comed out for a wee and went back in , cos she aint hard like me . It had all gone by this afternun , I was sad, Reubs x

 

[snowbunny]

Roobs you should come play wiv me in the snow. I am the bestest snow playererer ever. I can show you how to todoggan an everyfink.

Squidge

 

[Granca]

We didn't have enuff snow to play in, only icy stuff that woz too slippery for mum to walk on. Our yung hooman played with us in the garden, but all we got woz cold paws. I wanted to play snowballs but you carnt play that with ice.

Tuppy

 

[Jen]

Mummy and daddy keep trying to get fings in my eyes but I just say no fanks and walk away.

They offer me gammon and cheeeezeee and bisky bones and I sit like good boy. But then those drippy fings come out and I go and sit in my bed and say no fanks.

And mummy says when I’m in my bed it’s my safe space so I have to be left alone.

Stanley

 

[SwampDonkey]

In this Ouse there is no safe place ging just rubbed magic cream on me when I was on the sofa

 

[edzbird]

wots snow?

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

We didn't have any either Meggie but did you know I hurt my leg and was so brave such a huge injury

 

[chrisc831]

Ooh ouch’s, howd u do dat cuz?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Cage fighting with on the park or fallin off my big fast sexy motor bike. Weeeelll really I fell on a grid and a twig hurt me but do not tell it could ruin my street cred I have a hell beast image to uphold

 

[edzbird]

Rory, mate - you need to milk that.

- Coco