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Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

Emily_Babbelhund said:
It DOES make us look tuff, Reubs. Grr! Too bad I can't visit you again right now or we could go to the beach together and run around and make people admire how TUFF we are with our shaved bits. They would be in AWE and maybe would want to give us special Cornish pasties just because we are so handsome!

There is a bad side to being a little bald: only today foster lady put on my coat because it is snowing and she's worried that my warmth will leak out of my shaved bits. Kind of like Ginny's beans leak out in the snow. Maybe the snow makes all sorts of things leak out of us?

Mmmm...in addition to being a Spanish gentleman, I am also a very deep thinker, no?
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If bald patches make us look tough then I am a Very Tough and Excellent Pig as my whole tum-tum is bald and it didn’t even need shaving. It does mean I can’t lie on cold floors though and so have to lie on two- leggy Willow’s squishy mat. Pig-mummy tells me off and says OhNoItsAllHairyNow but that is clearly not my fault because NO HAIR ON MY TUM-TUM MUMMY so can’t be me. Mummy says I am going bald like pig-daddy and she calls pig-daddy Baldilocks and the Three Hairs. Daddy doesn’t find this funny. Love, the Pig x
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

I went back to the beach last night as I did not get a proper play in the morning. My little sista came in the morning and she was so annoying....anyhow got a long walk and swim. Daddy even did 'pippippip'and I turned really fast and came straight to him to get my fish. He was very proud of me as there where loads of people looking...

This morning we both went for a walk. Daddy carried her all the way. Well because of that I missed out on treats...but still got to sniff, sniff sniff....hope she does not come every morning.


Vanilla
 
jazzmynn

jazzmynn

Location
Ontario, Canada
Two day is my yearly jection day! I’m sooper cited! I wuv the bum lady. Mom sed theys gonna giv mi ears a good checkin cuz I bin shaking my head lots lately. And I gets a ficial weigh in cuz mommy doesn’t like to lifts me up so much now. I donut fink I’ll have to have a dyet....mommy see its mussels fron runnin and runnin in the woods with the white stuf.
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

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Location
Sydney, Australia
I got a new bed an it goes in the room next to Mum an Dad insted of next to their bed. I like my bed but I also like bein' in their room....so lady night I sleept some time on the bed then went and sleept on the car-pet next to Dad. Then when the kookaburra's sang I sat and stared at him an he got a fright when he waked up! :giggl:

Mum's sleepin'
upstairs cos she's not feelin' so good :(
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

Coco thank you well jections were not bad because I got loads of treats and cuddle you where right. Butbutbutbutbut, she did something at the back of me that made me sit down quickly. She stuck something up you know where and I was not happy. Well got home and had my dinner, then daddy took my sista out for a long walk. When she came back we had a play then it was bed time and I slept all night.
today I am being naughty as I have been on the sofa where Vanilla is...she has now gone so I have daddys spot...

Honey
 
Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

I am a Very Clever Pig. I only have two beds so I needed a third. Lookie here at this excellent bed I made out of two-leggy Willow’s playmat. Pig-mummy said I was mean and PoorPoorWillowPup having to lie on the floor. Meh, she should make her own bed if she wants one so much. She already has all the good toys. Pig 1, Willow-pup Nil. Love, the Pig x
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edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
VanillaBean said:
utbutbutbutbut, she did something at the back of me that made me sit down quickly. She stuck something up you know where and I was not happy.
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I didn't like to mention that before you went, it might have put you off. If you stay healthy and eat only good stuff, no stealing, no eating toys, socks, underwear, sticks, chocolate, remote controls, stones etc (this list is quite long)....then you MIGHT not get the BumStick thing again. I don't get it when I go for my jections now, I am Coco-the-Good-&-Healthy-Living

- Coco
 
Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

Honey, to stay fit and healthy you need to eat at least 5 different poos a day. 5 a day keeps the bum-man away. I recommend cow, bunny, deer, sheep and Ors. Also lick the bin as often as possible to keep your coat glossy and your snout velvety. It is important to look after yourself. You’re welcome. Love, The Pig x
 
jazzmynn

jazzmynn

Location
Ontario, Canada
I don’t have to go on a dyet!! I wayed in at a ladylike 59 pounds. :dancesheep: Mom was all smiley face...:clap:

BUT, I has a really bad ear infection, in bofe earsies. The bum lady was verie gentle so I let her cleen my earsies and I licked her face. Then she putted drops in them and I had to shakeshakeshake my head. Mommy and daddy get to put them in for a bunch more days. I’ll try weely hard to be like GGJ when they do it. I will be GoodGirlAriel!
 
SteffiS

SteffiS

Location
Norfolk
Mum’s fed up cos somebody pooed in my bed twice yesterday and it’s reining so my blankets is all wet still. I don’t no whos doin the pooin :unsure: - it used to happen wen I wos small and now it’s happenin again. AND I didn’t see the pooin and I rolled in it and Mum said yuk .

Toffee - the not norty one.

Err, that’s not what she said Toffee :giggl:

Ripple
 
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