The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

This morning I ran upstairs and jumped on beardy. He was asleep so jumped all over him even though he was squealing and trying to hide. Ging was laughing so much she was useless so I hid at the bottom of the bed and nibbled his toes. So funny and all before 5am good way to start the day. His feet were a bit stinky though.
 
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Norfolk
I've been helping Mum this morning, we defrozzed the big freezer and I ate all the bits. Then I helped clean all the webby things out of the porch. Then Mum wos going to wash the porch floor but culdn't find the sponge, I thought I had better disappear before Mum remembered that I eeted the sponge a couple of weeks ago when Dad wos in charge :oops: :D.

Ripple
 

Atemas

UK Tour Guide
We have had a day at the beech - yay - we went very very early. Sky and me swam loads - I’m as good as her now. We walked miles up the beech to a thing called a peer. I got scared walking on the peer as I could see the sea below - Mumsie said ‘It’s all right Red’ but it didn’t feel alright to me. Never mind, I played with lots of dogs on the beech. I ran loads and when I heard the whistle, I ran back to Mumsie - she gave me lots of treats and some special ones called Squid Bites - yum. We walked on the top of the cliff and I went near the edge and Mumsie said to Daddy Hooman, she’d have a heart attack. Daddy Hooman said he couldn’t understand why I was scared of the peer yet could stand and look over the edge of the cliff - I don’t know either Lots of people made a fuss of me today - I liked that and I had a lovely day and I am so very very tired now.

Red
 
I am in deep deep trubel , oh Mummy was not a happy bunny this morning, mind you it was still dark ! I went out for my last tiddle and I saw it , the spiky fing , it eats slugs ! So , I had a sleep on their bed and then I fort I`d like to go and see it , so I kicked off , and they fort I needed to go tiddle again and let me out , Mummy sed it was four o`clock in the morning . But I didn't want a tiddle , I ran round and round in the garden , squeaking and squeeling with joy , but I cud not see it . Mummy came out in her dressing gowny fing and tried to catch me but I was having such fun, in full hunting mode , I fink she was shouting but it did no gud cos I`m deaf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ventually she got me in ,Mumy had that cross face on , so I fort I`d best not push my luk and I went to sleep .I had a lie in this morning and missed skool cos I was tired , so was Mummy , Nelly xx
 
Nelly! Nelly! I did the very same as you. We have a spiky-munty-round-beast in the garden...and the Galoots put food out for it. Dog food! So I pretended I needed a wee at 2am and mum did let me out and I did run straight to the food because I AM a dog, but it was hidden under the thing and she shouted "Coco LEAVE", so I had a slow stroll around the garden, an I could hear mum calling me, but I didn't go. Evnshully she opened the kibble bin, so I decided to go back..then I found a slug and she shouted "Coco LEAVE" again. So I decided it was time to go back to bed.

- Coco

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It’s really thundering and lightening.

I’ve never ever in my whole 2 years seen rain like this before - we have a leak and everythink! There was water all over the kitchen to splash in!

I get to sleep in the bed with mummy tonight. Brill!

Stanley
 
I am in deep deep trubel , oh Mummy was not a happy bunny this morning, mind you it was still dark ! I went out for my last tiddle and I saw it , the spiky fing , it eats slugs ! So , I had a sleep on their bed and then I fort I`d like to go and see it , so I kicked off , and they fort I needed to go tiddle again and let me out , Mummy sed it was four o`clock in the morning . But I didn't want a tiddle , I ran round and round in the garden , squeaking and squeeling with joy , but I cud not see it . Mummy came out in her dressing gowny fing and tried to catch me but I was having such fun, in full hunting mode , I fink she was shouting but it did no gud cos I`m deaf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ventually she got me in ,Mumy had that cross face on , so I fort I`d best not push my luk and I went to sleep .I had a lie in this morning and missed skool cos I was tired , so was Mummy , Nelly xx
This sounds like good Pig behaviour little Nelly. Maybe you can have honorary pointer pants. Really smol ones, mind.
 
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