The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[HAH]

Ok honeybee and ‘nillapod I was mistaken, it sounds like your country has an excellent array of poo options for a healthy diet. I will try to post myself to you again. I think the problem is I can’t fold myself small enough to fit in the post box because I am too full of poo. It might be ironic if anyone knew what irony was but I don’t because I am a Pig. X

Pig I fink it's trickee for postin becos the red monstas that eet post only haf tinee mouths so efen if you stopd eetin poo foreva you wudunt fitin becos ov your legs. Even xotic spanish laydee Juniper wudden fitin with 3 legs. My Curly's muther once did post a fish in a red monsta and that is the biggest animal you kin getin there but it is Not Allowed.
*Kipper*

 

[VanillaBean]

Ok honeybee and ‘nillapod I was mistaken, it sounds like your country has an excellent array of poo options for a healthy diet. I will try to post myself to you again. I think the problem is I can’t fold myself small enough to fit in the post box because I am too full of poo. It might be ironic if anyone knew what irony was but I don’t because I am a Pig. X

Pig I dont know how you are going to get posted. You have tried it so many times before but no success. I was looking into posting the 'Bee', but was told that is not nice but she would fit at the moment. Maybe that is the issue, you need to be small like a bee? Otherwise I think those big parcel vans might work? You know those that deliver bix brown boxes that have food or toys in them?
If not I will see if I can send you a selection. If so please advise what flavours and how well matured you like them.

Vanilla Pod (and Honey Bee)

 

[VanillaBean]

post a fish

It never got to us though Kipper. I like fish and if it did not get to us then where did your mum send it, unless those red boxes by you eat everything.
But if they do their poo must be really good, because surely their selection must be good. Especially with a fish

Vanilla Pod

 

[Lab_adore]

My frend margo weed on my hed. Dad sed it was my fault for putting me hed there. He hosed me when we got home an I didn like it

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ok honeybee and ‘nillapod I was mistaken, it sounds like your country has an excellent array of poo options for a healthy diet. I will try to post myself to you again. I think the problem is I can’t fold myself small enough to fit in the post box because I am too full of poo. It might be ironic if anyone knew what irony was but I don’t because I am a Pig. X

I know what irony is Pig it's what beardy does to his work shirts with the hot steamy thing

 

[VanillaBean]

Anyone want an annoying flufft Honey Bee? She has bitten my face and took a chunk out...

Free (postage paid) including free to anyone who wants one.

Vanilla Pod

 

[VanillaBean]

I said Im sorry and licked you loads...
Luve u

Honey Bee

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww vanilla sorry your Sista is being annoying but it still sounds nice to have a fur frend

Mum showed Dad some pics that your Dad put up an sed 'dont you want a puppy huh huh soooo cute purr purr' dad sed 'ask Maxx' so mum gave me a hug an sed 'you'd like a puppy wouldn't you sweetheart?' but, see, I CAN'T TALK you silly hoomans!

 

[VanillaBean]

That is OK Maxx, she is just annoying and not grown up yet so Daddy says. Only thing is she may get worse before she gets better...so daddy says.

To tell them that you need a puppy you have to lick them both twice on each side of the face and once in the middle. Then they will get one.

 

[Granca]

That’s very ouchy! Sisters can be very annoying, Vanilla. Trying grabbing her hind leg - she won’t be able to wriggle out of that very easily.

Big sisters must stick together.

Wispa

 

[Granca]

And us little sisters must stick together too, Honey! I no you didn’t mean it. I spect Vanilla just wriggled a bit wile you were playing and somehow it just happend. You luv her reely, just like I luv Wispa.

Tuppy x

 

[VanillaBean]

Wispa thanks yes we do have to stick together. I will try next time, but she very little and quick at the moment. any tips?

Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

Tuppy She did wiggle a bit but I just got a bit more than I thought. Now she won't let me near her face at all even when I just want to lick her...bit we still play together though so that is good.

and yes we do need to stick together us younger ones.

Honey Bee

 

[Granca]

Make sure you’ve always got a toy in your mouth and then shove it in her face for her to grab. You can drag her round the house like that and wear her out.

Wispa x

 

[snowbunny]

but, see, I CAN'T TALK you silly hoomans!

Maxx, Maxx, Maxx, who needs to SPEEK when you have Labbydor eyes? Juss stare an look sad. You mite get a puppy. You mite get a sammidge. Win-win.

Squidge

 

[SteffiS]

Mum has bought a table for her new watchy box thing, it’s a putittogever yurself table, and last nite when Mum wos out for dinners Ripple eeted the instrucshions . Mum is not happy .

Toffee - the definitely not norty one.

 

[edzbird]

I'll have her Vanilla, I'll have her. A little puppy to jump on my head would be the best!

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

I will do more of that Wispa. Then maybe I can fling her around the room...

Coco - if it get worse I will send her to you no charge...

 

[snowbunny]

Maxx, Maxx, Maxx, who needs to SPEEK when you have Labbydor eyes? Juss stare an look sad. You mite get a puppy. You mite get a sammidge. Win-win.

Squidge

The problem wiv this, Squidge, is that once wen I wanted a sammidge, I got a puppee. I wuz NOT happy about that.

Shadow

 

[Lab_adore]

We're off to the beeech!! Be back soon