The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

I went to the beach again this morning. But I was only allowed in the water and on the wet sand...parantly next week I can be let loose. What does that mean?

Honey

You get to run run run along the beech little hunny bee an have fun wif your big sista

 

[VanillaBean]

Oh so we can run around like we do at home. That sounds like fun Lilly and Maxx. Parrantly in a few weeks we are going to get a visitor. He is coming to play at the be too then coming home to us to play.

Honey

Yes he is just as annoying as you just a bit older and is brown.

I will go and hide upstairs...

Vanilla

 

[Leanne]

@Lab_adore i saw a video of you on paw-book you is getting skinny!!!!

Have you not figured out how to fight the diet yet?

 

[Lab_adore]

Mas, do you want to know what I had for dinna? Rice an cabbage an carrot an a bit of pork. Cabbage. I eated it because I was starving but seriously....cabbage? I nearly got a hole chicken yesterday....but Mum came back just as I was about to nick it.

 

[Leanne]

Oh wow. Is there not some sort of animal helpline you can ring? That’s beyond cruelty. If I have cabbage I stink! Can you not use that to your advantage?
Remind them you don’t stink when you get BBQ chicken

 

[HAH]

Yeah I saw the same Maxx, yous shrinkin. My hoomans put sum cabig in the tiny white room, maybes im getin cabig too? I fink I’m ona dyet too...
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

We're just having a Sunday morning wrestle with teeth an everything. It's good.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging has been norty today. She been very reactive off lead. She has barked savagely growled and swore at a man she says he was a total tosser. She is very vicious I think she nearly bit him. She really is a problem if only people would stop saying stupid things to her. I gave her a hug and jumped into the river and would not come out for ,20 mins because there was a rugby ball in there. I got tired eventually. We went home and I met Molly and she smelled gorgeous she waved her tail at me and I decided I really loved her. Ging said come on Rory the last thing we need today is a paternity issue. I had to have a bath I smelt like a drain. Very tired its nearly tea time yeah!

 

[SwampDonkey]

I went back to the park and got my rugby ball. I paraded it round the park in triumph. Ging let me keep it. I was magnificent. I got it home but a lot of it fell off I don't know why.

 

[VanillaBean]

I went to puppy school. Not sure I like all the dogs there yet...parantly I am going again next week.

Honey

 

[Lab_adore]

I is going to puppy skool soon Hunny....in 2 weeks. Was s'posed to go a few weeks ago but Dad hurt his foot. Somehow he fell down the footpath...nuffin to do with me of course

 

[SwampDonkey]

I liked puppy school I lay on my back and all the other puppies licked my willie.

 

[snowbunny]

I rolled in .
Then I shuk and it flew off in evry direkshun.
Then Mum took my coller off at home and stuck her fingers in a big blob that was under it.

Hehehe.

Willow

 

[edzbird]

Ha Ha Willow, so funny.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

We wented to the beech again! I gotta say, friends, that it is the mostest fun place in the world. You get to run run run without the stoopid leash, you got so many new frends you get 'xausted sayin' hello to them all an you got a big big water to swim in. The only thing missing is endless treats. I did get lots of treets cos every time Dad whistled I ran to him and got some. Nom nom

Oh an we ran into Margo and her mum right at the end and we had a big play. My mum hid behind Dad cos last time we played together we ran into mum's leg an she fell down an cried

Here I am at the beech

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to the beach too today Maxx. I got to run around, but could not run as fast as my sista. I was scared too at times as some really big dogs came to check me out. Well after a while it was OK...

Just me checking things out



Me and my sista

 

[HAH]

I’m goin to the beech too today Honey and Maxx!!! I’m reeely reeely cited, we ain’t been for everso long and I can runsnrunanrunanrun!! Hoorayyyy!
*Kipper*

 

[Loraseal]

Mama sayz I go tomora to the beech. She sayz I am having a sleep over wiv hooman Megan. Somefing abowt mama goin on holiday wivout me next week!I have been wiv Megan befoor and Mama sayz just 1 nite so I can get used to play wiv Megan again.

 

[SteffiS]

I’m gettin reeellly fed up with all the searchin for this silly egg, I’ve a good mind to confes to havin eeten it even tho I didn’t , jus to stop all the hunting and cupbored searchin, and talkin about creme eggs. Drivin me nuts .

Ripple - the not guilty this time one.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm pooping out rugby ball rubber today, ging just looks at me and rolls her eyes and says I should spit not swallow. I'm very tired I've been out for a big walk.