The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Nice work Stanley you've trained em good xx
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Me! Me!
I yam starving hungry to DETH!! I reckon I’ve lost upwards of an ounce since I got back from yookay. It’s not on.
Squidge
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Mum and Dad said I'm looking pudgy but I'm trying to tell them it's all fur! Mum now moves her finger across the cup when she digs out my kibble and knocks some back in. I'm running away and joining the circus cos I'm STAAARVING even more now.
Mum's got this book that she keeps yapping on about. Dad is being very patient but has his special ears on that he only brings out when Mum is talking. They're called 'selective hearing ears' and it means he nods at the right moments but doesn't really listen.
Mum's got this book that she keeps yapping on about. Dad is being very patient but has his special ears on that he only brings out when Mum is talking. They're called 'selective hearing ears' and it means he nods at the right moments but doesn't really listen.
Dad's home tumorrow, he went to get a turkey pparently. Mum always says he takes aaages to get the shoppin, but this time he's been gone two weeks 
(I don't mind cos I always have a sooper time when it's just me and Mum). And it must be a reeelly posh turkey cos he took all his bizness stuff and everything.
Ripple
(I don't mind cos I always have a sooper time when it's just me and Mum). And it must be a reeelly posh turkey cos he took all his bizness stuff and everything.Ripple
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Yummm.....turkey....I love turkey. Mum gives me some when she's makin' a sammich
I've got a delivery coming it's got throats bits of roast cow chunky tripe and venison sausages . It's coming in 2 sleeps ging says. Can't wait yum
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Dad is eating rasberrys. And ice scream.
Lilly x
Lilly x
You eating any yet ?
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Nope. Itz all done. Not even got to likk the boll
Gonna ignor dad now.
Til its graby bone time anyway
Lilly x
Gonna ignor dad now.
Til its graby bone time anyway
Lilly x
I know where there's loads and loads of rasberrys - me and mum eeted them on our walk yesterday .
Ripple
.Wow that's a sooper delivery Rory.
Ripple
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Alex has been a super grumpypants today.
I've always got Poppy though. She played with me lots today. We had sausage as well. I had a great splash in the stream but it is not as deep now. I think I'll go to sleep...........
Amber.
I've always got Poppy though. She played with me lots today. We had sausage as well. I had a great splash in the stream but it is not as deep now. I think I'll go to sleep...........
Amber.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Very confusin' morning. Just started our walk an Mum's phone dings, she looks an says a very bad word and we go home! She flaps around the house sayin' more bad words and now she's gon to work . Me and dad are gonna continue our walk. Poor mum.
. Me and dad are gonna continue our walk. Poor mum.- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
I woke mummy up today by putting my front paws on her head. She usually gives me treats for putting my paws up on something. She just squeaked a lot this time instead of giving me treats. Not fair. I'm sure I did it right.
Amber.
Amber.
Boogie
Moderator
- Location
- Manchester UK
Is outrage Coco, outrage!
See how he likes it if you steal half his dinner!
We have a new whippersnapper here called ‘Spencer’. He never stops widdling! I show him where to do it but he’s soooooo thick. Mummy has to take him outside over and over and over again!
AND ... More Outrage ... he gets four meals a day - four!!
(I get a Kong when he eats but that’s not a meal, is it? Look how small he is - I’m the one with a big body, I should have four meals. I’m shocked and a-paw-led)
See how he likes it if you steal half his dinner!
We have a new whippersnapper here called ‘Spencer’. He never stops widdling! I show him where to do it but he’s soooooo thick. Mummy has to take him outside over and over and over again!
AND ... More Outrage ... he gets four meals a day - four!!
(I get a Kong when he eats but that’s not a meal, is it? Look how small he is - I’m the one with a big body, I should have four meals. I’m shocked and a-paw-led)
- Location
- Isle of Man
I saw the Bum-Lady yesterday. I had my anyooal boosta, it didn't hurt one bit. She didn't give me a treat, but then she didn't go near my bum end either. I could tell she was sayin nice things about me, and I went wiggly. I got loads of cheez for being good in the waiting room and for not eating the little dog nor the rabbits. One of the rabbits got excited and it kicked out at it's box, I stuck my nose right in the air and sniffed good and hard...ooh rabbit.....I wanted to chase.....but the woman wouldn't let it out of the box, spoil sport.
- Coco
- Coco
Mummy didn’t give me and breakfast this morning. Daddy gave me it when he got in from work this morning.
When mummy came downstairs I sat in my bed doing my best goodboy like I always do waiting for my breakfast. And she said “No, Stanley.. you’ve already had it”.
So I kept running in and out to make sure she understand.. and she just said no Stanley and went and sat on the couch.
So I’m sitting on the other one, I’m not sitting with her!
Stanley
When mummy came downstairs I sat in my bed doing my best goodboy like I always do waiting for my breakfast. And she said “No, Stanley.. you’ve already had it”.
So I kept running in and out to make sure she understand.. and she just said no Stanley and went and sat on the couch.
So I’m sitting on the other one, I’m not sitting with her!
Stanley
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Mummy says I am being a royal pain tonight. I always knew I was royalty.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Mum has gone to work again! Come on, it's Sunday. I felt so bad I leapt up and put my paws on her shoulders and gave her a big licky kiss! Hehe heh she was speechless with happiness....or maybe shock, not sure.