The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

I was naughty this morning. Daddy is going to work so to try and stop him I stole his breakfast. I table surfed parabtly and got his Omelet...But it was to hot far to hot. And he still went to work...

Last night I got the bag of prawns they smelled so good. Daddy was peeling and left just a little bit of the bag on the side, so what is a girl to do...

Parabtly we are now going to do counter surfing training, not sure what that is but I hope I get to surf

Honey

 

[Granca]

Counter surfing is ace, Honey! I’ve been trying it wen mum has her brekfast and I got sum yummy toast. Mum didn’t seem pleesed, tho.

 

[VanillaBean]

Well my sista said it is better not to counter surf as she said you get more treats by not doing it rather than doing it. Well we will see and I will be the judge of that

Honey

 

[SteffiS]

Mum forgetted my ball for my walk today , she had a stoopid blue ring thing instead. Anyway I soon got rid of that I chooed it in narf and it had to go in the bin .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[SteffiS]

I had a reeellly good evening, I chooed a big big hole in my blanket, then I sicked in my bed and ATE IT ALL AGAIN before Mum culd stop me . Ripple was reeellly jellous .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[snowbunny]

Mums gon mad. She kips tekkin me n the brown thing out in the mornins and huffin and puffin as she moves a bit faster then normul. I'm not sure if shes ok, so I walk nex to her on one side an the brown thing walks nex to her on the uvver side an we mayk shoor she kips breethin.

She sez it's called "runnin" but I'm not so shoor.

Willow

 

[snowbunny]

"Squidge".

My name is "Squidge".

Squidge.

 

[Jacqui-S]

"Squidge".

My name is "Squidge".

Squidge.

Err....Squidge....are yu shure about that....?

Lilly x

 

[Jen]

"Squidge".

My name is "Squidge".

Squidge.

I fort your name was Looona.

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy says I am full of meself this morning , she says I am bownsing off the walls . Roobin is asleep , that's borin sleeping , runnin around and bownsing off the walls is much morr fun , Nelly x

 

[edzbird]

My spotty whiyte feets is all brown cuz I ran in mud. Ha haha ha!

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[snowbunny]

I fort your name was Looona.

Stanley

Loona is for speshul occashuns like wen I find sumfin reely tasty to nom.

Squidge

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me and ging went out and the man who has the norty dog that knocks ging over and hurts her saw us and ran away really quick. Ging laughed her head off. Parently even d**kheads can learn given the correct stimulus. Ging is still sick so terrified men cheer her up. She's strange

 

[VanillaBean]

I had the bested walk yesterday. Mummy was having a hair day so daddy took me to the park. We where ages and I found a loads of smells and also a mud bog. Strange how no one wanted to say hello to me afterwards. Daddy said I may be poorly later.

Think he was right as I am poorly, my tummy is making funny noises. And it is all dark...

Oh well it was worth it....

Vanilla

 

[Naya]

Daddy took me for my walk yestaday coz mummy culdnt walk propaly. Daddy didn’t know bout the stinky pond where we went, so when we got near it I ran so quickly that I jumped in afore he culd stop me . There was sum ducks in there too so it culdnt be too bad! It was great fun
I fink mummy is feeling better today so I fink she’s takin me out today

 

[Candy]

Mother has put me coller and me leed in the wooshing masheen. I can here them whooshing rownd an rownd. She ses tomorrow we are havin a Nadvencher. Don't no wot this is. Hope yoo can eet it.

 

[Jen]

This is my beach face.

I love love love the beach!



Stanley

 

[Rosie]

Floaty house thing bit scary wobbles noisy shakes FOOD!! and ducks and water and FOOD and bestbestbesthoomanfriends and sniffy sniffsniffsniff and runrunrun sniffsniffsniff floaty thing then PUBLUNCH foodfoodfood then floaty thing not scary now and floaty ducks dogs hoomans sniff sniff sniff FOOD floaty sniff and I am sssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired now.

Cptn Pongo Pugwash
xxx

 

[Candy]

Oooh! Cptn Pongo Pugwash! Wos that a Nadvencher? Is that wot me and Mother are havin tomorrow? It sounds very fun and good wiv all that FOOD! I spect I will get FOOD on our Nadvencher becos I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Rosie]

Oooh! Cptn Pongo Pugwash! Wos that a Nadvencher? Is that wot me and Mother are havin tomorrow? It sounds very fun and good wiv all that FOOD! I spect I will get FOOD on our Nadvencher becos I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes, young GGJoy, it was a Nadvencher indeed.
I am now very wise and experienced and am officially a Captain. I was in charge of a BOTE which is a Very Strange Thing that shakes and rumbles and wobbles and SITS ON THE WATER. And it is not dangerous if you are Very Brave like me. And we made it slide over the water for ages and ages and lots of hoomans and dogs could see me but they couldn't get to me because I was on the water. So we wagged and barked to each other. And the Bote is full of food, and I had my very best UnkelPauleee and AntiRane with me and they gave me food. And then we got off the Bote and went to a Publunch! Have you ever been to a Publunch Goodgirljoy? A Publunch is where you squeeeeze under the table in the garden and your hoomans all give you bits of PYENCHIPS! Lots of pyenchips! And then we got back to the Bote which was all quiet then because it knew I was boss and then it got noisy again but that was OK and we saw more dogs and hoomans and DUCKS and my hoomans gave my bread to the ducks which I thought was very very rude.
And when I had got the Bote all safely back we went home and I was veryveryvery Tired. I liked the Nadvencher but I hope tomorrow maybe I don't have another one yet.

Cptn Pongo Pugwash.
xxxx