The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Mum is on the tappy thing an its my bedtime. She done it every night this week an she sez bad words all the time. She dussen play wif me and just werks werks wersk. Dad jus poured red smelly stuff into a glass an gave it to her an she said 'you're my hero sweetie'
Maxx this is exactly what happens in my house too! Although mum's smelly stuff in the glass is sometimes red and sometimes white and on very bad word nights, she has both. It seems to make her happier but a bit sleepy too
 
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Norfolk
Mum took Ripple out for fun fings last nite and left me beehind :'( . I cried and cried and Dad said 'be bak soon Toffee' . When Mum comed back I cuddled and kissed and snuggled her, she rubbed mine eers and mine tummy and loved me lodes. I hope she doesn’t do fun fings again wivout me :shake: .

Toffee - the not norty one.
 
Gess what! A huuuge box has just arrived wiv too new beds, but bestofall a new tuggy toy! Wispa has chewd our old one and I woz sad cos we got it on our holly day in cornwall last year. Mum took one look at the tuggy and said no wunder it woz expensiv, it's eenormus! I hope it lasts as long as the £3 one!

Tuppy

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