The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I had lunch today! Fust time in AGES! I had fish skin an I had coocumba. For pudding I had cat poo.Mother made a funny noise abowt the cat poo and tryed to get sum for herself but I snaffled it qwiklyqwickly becos I am wurfit becos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[Granca]

We neerly got into big trubble thisafternoon cos we tryed to get the new fluffy toy that one of our hoomans was carrying round the garden. Only it woznt a new fluffy toy, it woz the baby hooman in his snowsoot. Oops.

Tuppy

 

[SwampDonkey]

I hate it when they do that. Why do the monies do that?

 

[Candy]

We neerly got into big trubble thisafternoon cos we tryed to get the new fluffy toy that one of our hoomans was carrying round the garden. Only it woznt a new fluffy toy, it woz the baby hooman in his snowsoot. Oops.

Tuppy

Yoo meen it reely wos a person puppy? Woops!

 

[Lab_adore]

Same here Ella! My dinner was late too. This daylitesavn's caper is no good

 

[snowbunny]

I found a swamp too Roary. I rolld n rolld. It wuz glor-yus.

Squidge

 

[SwampDonkey]

I do like a good swamp Squidge the greener the better,

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wayne came to sort out our drippy plumbing. I like wayne I like to lick him but ging won't let me, I had to stay in the garden. I squealed at him and pranced about ging played with me I was so excited. I did be very silly and bouncy they both smiled at me and threw treats for me.

 

[Lab_adore]

Phew this beach and swimming activity is ace but I'm a tired pup. There were giant dogs in the ocean with fins! Mum sed they were dolefens. They kept appearing then disappearing an I wanted to swim out to them cos I'm a good swimmer now but Dad sed it was too far

Here's me an Dad in the ocean yesterday
We wented to a diffrent beach with little waves and I jumped over them and swam swam swam.

 

[edzbird]

Wish I was there Maxx.

- Coco

 

[Rosie]

I only went to the beech once. I wasn't keen. The water kept sneaking up behind and bouncing on me, and that Wasn't Fair. And it tasted funny.
Pongo

 

[kateincornwall]

Me and Nelly is goin to the beech on Fursday , auntie and the small hooman are coming too , and Mummy sais we are takin a picnic , I gess this meens food ?? And , and and , Emileeeee and my fwend Carbon are goin to be there too , I so egsited I cud wee meself , Roobin xx

 

[Jen]

It’s my burfffffday!

I beens to the river and I got three new toys and I gots a pigs ear and I’ve had lots of treatsssss!

Mummy says she fort I would be tyad by now but nope! I’m a big boy now so I can go foreverrrrrr!

Stanley

 

[Candy]

Oooh! Stanley yoo is SO growed up now! Glad yoo had a luvlee day wiv presunts an treets an a trip to the river. Mother ses soon it will be my bufday but I will not be kwite as growed up as yoo. Never mind, I am still yor frend GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Happy Buffday Stanleee. Glad you had a fun day, befaw the bald puppie comes. Wags from Fergus

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy burfday Stanley!!!!

I wish you was here too Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

We are home
But when we got to the front door there was a package addressed to me - Maxx! It is my noo bed. Here's me helpin Dad put it together

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've had a fab afternoon I meet Charley and Minnie my girlfriend's. And stole saffys football and ate it and ignored Louis cos he tries to bite me. I found 3 other balls and played with ging loads. I played in the river loads and had a good run. Ive had a proper rub down and am having a nap. Like your new bed Maxx

 

[Emily]

Mini hooman got sick in his bed. It was yummy.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You so lucky Ella.