The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

There is a monsta in the shed , Mummy got the monsta out this afternoon . She puls on its leed and it spluters a bit and then it roars reely lowd ! Then she dus the daftest fing , she walks up and down the gras wiv it, ova and ova and ova agin ! I bark at it , Nelly doesnt cos she is def , but I do and then I jump about in front of it and Mummy lafs and sed I am sily . Roobin x

 

[Candy]

Roobin, Mother has an indoors fing just like this, backwoods an for woods it goes. I am sposed to be good and not woof. Not always eesy , even tho I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to the beach today. Late it was cause daddy was busy this morning. Well it was windy and raining and we had fun. Then all of a sudden daddy said time to go home. Well we had only just been our for a very short time. But the a big light came and then a very loud bang. Well I got scared and ran around. Mummy panicked and told daddy to get the lead. Well silly person she had the lead but was so in a tizz she forgot. Daddy told her to calm down. Vanilla just told me to calm down too as it is all OK.
Well I am not sure, but it was OK in the end. Parrantly more are coming and we are going to put the fire on tonight. Not sure what that is, but if I don't like it I will bark at it...

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx I dont think we will ever figure out how to get to yoo kay. I have tried and tried to get posted to the Pig, but never worked yet. And she has tried to get posted to here but she ended up in Wayulz....

Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

Coco yes well I hope I do get extra special walks with daddy. He mentions something about going to the woods soon, just me and him. Maybe that will be extra special.

Vanilla

 

[Candy]

Sum new Lammies came to our howse today. Not for Me thow, Mother ses. I doemind I have got me own Prammie Lammie wot I found a long time ago on a walk wen I was allsmall and carreed her home allbymeself. Mother ses she had fell owt of a pram so she is Prammie Lammie. Here is me wiv Prammie Lammie. I am the black dog. Prammie is the Lammie.
GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Tug! Tug! Tug! We've played tug. Me n Meg(an) SParkle, me n dad, Meg(an)Sparkle n dad n now we are fair puffed and the rugs have got uppity. We are skippin school today becauz of dad's bum. He says we can go on Thursday instead. So we're going to have another game of tug..

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

Coco that is no good skipping school. Has your dad got squirty bum? I bet he ate something he should not and did not leave it...

Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

I am very clever, I surfed this morning and got a box down that daddy just out. Well it had a nice surprise in it. Eggs, yummy all over the floor.
Vanilla did not come she just looked. So daddy picked one up for her And she ate it outside on balcony.

Honey - extra breakfast girl

 

[Lab_adore]

You are very clever hunni, my hoomans are too careful with stuff now an I don get any chance to nick it. But I keep on watchin' jus in case

 

[Granca]

Yor lucky, Honey. Mum sez she has to watch me like a hawk (not shor what that is) so I don’t get her toast when it pops out of the toaster. I’m deprived.

Tuppy

 

[Lab_adore]

Aww Tuppy, Mum always gives me the little corner of her toast but sumtimes she forgets and I give her my best deprived, starving, neglected, gonna-call-dogline look

 

[VanillaBean]

Yes well now the Island and Benches are all cleared of stuff. Nothing, nada. They said no more surfing...
Parantly some seriuos training going to happen because daddy is at home. Hope it is good stuff

Honey

 

[SwampDonkey]

It's very wet here it's coming from the sky loads. We're on the sofa we want go out it's too swampy even for us

 

[Shaz82]

Mum took me out this morning but I didn't want to go, lots of wet from the sky and I don't like it, not like a nice muddy puddle. So we stood in the lane for about 20 minutes and mum said lots of stuff that might have been very rude. I just pulled to get back home and I won and got indoors and looked out the window, hah, nice and cosy indoors. Now mum says no poo poo or wee wee means no breakfast. Anyway, got breakfast of course, just need to give the look - you know what I mean. Better hold my poo though cos we are at the shop now and the yard is wet and raining there too. Mum still saying lots of things under her breath, don't know why, I'm all right.

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy has got her speshul baskit owt, its the one we take wen we go owt, it has stuff in it for me and Nelly and samwiges and stuff . I herd her tellin auntie over the road that we are goin to the beech tomorow and we are goin to see my mate Carbon and auntie Emily , wow, I wont sleep tonite , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

there is much wet from the skiye here to an so I forget to hav a wee befor DogsBrekfust an we went out on our wark an I still forget to hav a wee an then mum went in the big shop n we waiyted in the car wher I do BARKBARKBARK at peepl passin an when we get howme I wine to go out an mum ses " MeggyPeg weev jus been owt" an so I wine more only LOWD and she let me owt an I did a massiv wee and mum laffed herself silly wen I cayme in agaiyn.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[kateincornwall]

This mornin , wen I had a wee , somefink maid me want to lift one of me back legs up , I felt a bit wobly so I dont fink I will trie that agin , Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

You is getting a big boy now reubs you is getting mature like stinky cheese

 

[SteffiS]

This mornin , wen I had a wee , somefink maid me want to lift one of me back legs up , I felt a bit wobly so I dont fink I will trie that agin , Roobin x

I do that sumtimes Roobin, but not if Ripple is lookin, he once told me my bits get cut off if i keep liftin my leg .

Toffee - the not norty one.